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Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.03 (05:34)
by runningninja
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.03 (07:01)
by Combo Bustperson
I swallow a bottle of Axe body spray.
Cursed with vibtating eyebrows.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.04 (04:15)
by TribulatioN
Taped them to forehead, making them stationery.
Cursed with being allergic to sunlight.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.04 (16:47)
by Eiturlyf
Sunscreen.
Cursed with having RN's sense of logic.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.05 (16:46)
by runningninja
'Tis not a curse.
Cursed with having a crappy computer.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.05 (17:04)
by xeronix
Buying a new one...
Cursed with bad juju.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.05 (20:47)
by noops
Gotten good juju
Cursed wit ugliness.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.17 (02:26)
by wumbla
WEAR A MASK
cursed with the inability to smell
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.19 (23:11)
by rambo5252
figures out you can taste smells
cursed with a broken toe
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.21 (22:44)
by wumbla
buy a new one
Cursed with the inability to taste
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.24 (10:25)
by ladeda
Make a profit from a freak show act where you eat feces.
Cursed with inability to grow a sexy 'stache.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.24 (10:41)
by jackass
I buy a fake stick on one
Cursed with All of the above curses
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.24 (22:56)
by _underscore_
I buy a magical leprechaun to constantly dance around me, sing joyful chants, and rid me of all previous curses, but not any future ones.
Cursed with losing all of the bones in the lower half of our body.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.10.29 (00:34)
by wumbla
call 911
Cursed with the inability to see (blindness)
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.11.09 (21:54)
by lookatthisisgoodatn
Posts here.
Cursed with boredom. :-)
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.11.09 (22:07)
by MattKestrel
Does something else
Cursed with Evil_Sire's wrath.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.11.09 (22:17)
by sheganican
commits suicide and is reborn
cursed with dashing good looks.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.11.10 (01:05)
by _underscore_
Sticks body in scalding hot lava, deforming body permanently.
Cursed with the skin turning a lime green color.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.11.10 (02:04)
by Zora_S_Kenneth
Paints skin blue. If only it was naturally blue.
Cursed with the red shoes.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.11.10 (02:32)
by sheganican
i use them to piss off the witch of the west and i get her magical broom. and the shoes die in the process.
cursed with never finishing a sent
EDIT: just realized i used terrible grammar there
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.12.04 (20:18)
by lookatthisisgoodatn
Edits the posts to finish the sentence.
Cursed with bad eyes from correcting all the unfinished sentences.
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.12.04 (22:09)
by b3njamin
getting glasses
cursed with hunger
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.12.06 (04:18)
by Nan__d_Chaser
eat
cursed with headache
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.12.06 (05:10)
by twentythree
Asprin
Cursed with stupidity
Re: Cursed!
Posted: 2008.12.06 (12:32)
by b3njamin
Goto school
Cursed with a bananaphone