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Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.04 (02:58)
by Octopod Squad
Title explains itself. Ill ask a dumb question out of nowhere. Somewhat random, and you people answer these questions with a random answer, BUT it has to make sense to the question. So I'll just start it off.

How do trees grow?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.04 (04:58)
by Minion_of_Pi
Up

How does a kangaroo hop?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.04 (05:01)
by a happy song
From the Hip.

If an Orange is Orange, then why isn't an Apple Apple?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.04 (05:15)
by Minion_of_Pi
'cause apples are red!

Duh!

umm....


if the Earth is round, how come it doesn't bounce?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.05 (07:57)
by Universezero
Because it's made of rock.

Why are you so ugly?

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Posted: 2009.03.05 (08:00)
by MattKestrel
Because I'm a mirror. OWNED.

Is the sky blue?

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Posted: 2009.03.05 (22:43)
by sheganican
of course not. the particles in the sky act as mirrors, if you will, and reflect a similar color to that of the oceans. i think.

do you know the muffin man?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.05 (23:47)
by Pixon
Yes.

What is a cat?

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Posted: 2009.03.06 (05:57)
by Universezero
a Cool Awesome Tarantula

What has four eyes and red skin?

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Posted: 2009.03.06 (06:11)
by UnknownKirbyMan
You.

What is BBCode?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.06 (06:13)
by Universezero
Bastard's Binary Code

Who is the president of Mars?

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Posted: 2009.03.06 (12:47)
by isaacx
Marvin

Do you like food? (not that you have to, so you like it, but do you enjoy eating food?)

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.06 (19:14)
by Tunco
ıf you don't eat you'll die.

How computers work when they're on sleep mode?

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Posted: 2009.03.06 (19:34)
by MattKestrel
I'm pretty sure we don't work on stuff while we're asleep. Therefore, neither do computers.

Which is way to the translator?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.14 (07:51)
by Tunco
Their way changes due to their position.

Why do we live?

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Posted: 2009.03.14 (08:16)
by bluenin
Because we ARE.

Why are my feet so far away?

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Posted: 2009.03.14 (08:49)
by Rikaninja
Because you're hallucinating.

Why did the loo dissapear?

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Posted: 2009.03.14 (19:53)
by Tunco
Because it wanted to.

Why am I writing this?

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Posted: 2009.03.14 (23:40)
by Slick
Cause You Are.

Why Is Glass Breakable?

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Posted: 2009.03.15 (01:46)
by Universezero
Because it has millions of miniature bombs built inside it that go of if it is hit/hits anything hard.

How do televisions work?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.15 (02:30)
by Izzy
By invading your eyes with little fireflies.

Why is this a question?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.15 (02:30)
by T3chno
This is an answer.


Du du du / DU DU DU DUH?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.15 (02:47)
by tomthebomb
duh

wat makes wood burn?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.15 (08:20)
by Universezero
The part of the wood that burns.

Why does it hurt when I cook myself in the oven?

Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

Posted: 2009.03.15 (17:36)
by Tunco
Because it's an evil oven.

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