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I've been going through YoYogames.com (Game Maker), and I found this interesting 'game' that creates silly random sentences. If you've never been on YYG's site download it here, and if you already have been there go here where you can play it with Instant Play add-on.

Post funny sentences here.Please, one sentence per post. I'll start:

Your wicked ground inlarged your modern lung.

The unworkable aardvark concentrates the completed message.

The answering mug snacks after my reversed fish.

Another fried streetsign donated twenty-three rotten keyboards.
Do they have to be from the website? I made that one up.