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It's pretty simple, submit a joke, funny story, ANYTHING AT ALL that would make us laugh.
Please only post your best jokes, I don't want this topic spammed with bad "A man walked into a bar and said "ouch"" kind of stuff.
Also, NOTHING (too) RUDE/OFFENSIVE.
People are allowed to not like your joke, but that dosen't mean you can just submit a ton of random bawdy ones.
So do your best, and make someone laugh.

Joe is lying on his deathbed with his wife Mary at his side. All of sudden he tries to sit up and whispers "I have something to confess."
His wife replies "Hush, there's nothing to confess, go to sleep now."
But then Joe says "No, I slept with your best friend, your best friend's mother, and your mother."
Mary just smiles and says "I know, that's why I poisoned you."

Hopefully that one was alright.

Hehe. ^_^

Actually, we've already got something like this going over in Discussion. We're always looking for chuckles, so why don't you join in over there? ;)

Lol, moderating at its patronising best :)

Anyways, I'm in a boring, boring IT lesson for two hours. Laugh sardonically at my pain ;_;

Would you rather I be cruel? 'Cause I can do that, too. ;)

Hey, maybe it will get me some votes in the most annoying moderator topic.[/hinthintpropaganda]