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Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.23 (23:37)
by behappyy
Everybody knows some really lame jokes that they tell people.

I'll start us off.
When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.23 (23:38)
by Studebacher Hoch
When it's a widow who's husband died in the Isreali-Palestinian conflict!

Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.24 (01:16)
by Universezero
Why was the animal trainer at Seaworld a good person?

Because she always did what she otter.


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.24 (03:10)
by Shark
What is it called when you house a mommy ant, a daddy ant, and 8 baby ants and charge them monthly rent?

They're called.. TENANTS! (10-ants!) HAHAHHAHAHAHA.


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.24 (12:31)
by Tanner
What do you call a glove in love?

Smitten!

What do you call an absurdist dromedary?

A Camus!


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.24 (12:41)
by wolfgang
What do you call it when you're boss gives you a haircut?

A fringe benefit


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.24 (13:35)
by SlappyMcGee
What do you call a bunch of guys who have a long-standing association in a forum who post either too rarely or far too often, and ultimately have no respect for eachother?

Yale.


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.24 (22:38)
by 29403
Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was a government conspiracy.


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.24 (23:07)
by scythe
A man walks into a bar...

His alcoholism is destroying his family.


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.24 (23:16)
by toasters
scythe33 wrote:
A man walks into a bar...

His alcoholism is destroying his family.

. . .

That's a kneeslapper.

Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.24 (23:36)
by blackbelmoral
im just using the guy above me.
wanna hear a bad joke?

toasters


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.25 (00:31)
by scythe
Your mama's so fat...

She could be at serious risk for heart disease or diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.25 (01:42)
by blackbelmoral
How many ducks are in a pond?

...How ever many nature put in there...


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.25 (05:50)
by golf
scythe33 wrote:
A man walks into a bar...

His alcoholism is destroying his family.

A man walks into a bar...

The second man ducked.

How is a sanctuary like a Star Wars fight?

Everywhere you look it's "pew pew pew"


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.26 (01:30)
by behappyy
Two Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly...

when Obama saw her he lost hope.

Yo mama so stupid...

she bought a solar-powered flashlight!


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.26 (11:52)
by Atilla
Solar-powered flashlights are actually quite useful, especially if you're camping way out in the wilderness. Because, you know, we have these amazing things called "rechargeable batteries" that let you store power during the day and then use it later.
What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.26 (17:46)
by otters
You read my mind, Atilla.
What do you get when you squeeze an olive?

Oliver Twist.

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polly Unsaturated.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a man that doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idear.

AR AR AR

Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.26 (18:37)
by Studebacher Hoch
Did you hear about the gay Dwarf?

His name was Alfred. One night, he had unprotected sex with his lover, Mercutio. Mercutio was HIV positive. Now Alfred is HIV positive.


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.26 (19:03)
by Kablizzy
What kind of poison do pirates use?

http://quotes.maestrosync.com/view.php?325


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.26 (19:29)
by scythe

Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.26 (19:40)
by deltainferno
Your mum's so poor...

she cant afford to pay attention

chuck norris jokes?
when chuck norris gets thrown in water, he doesnt get wet,

the water gets 'chuck norris'd'

one word. lol.

Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.27 (00:50)
by unoriginal name
What kind of waves do books ride?

Title waves!

Knock knock!

WHO THE FUCK IS BANGING AT MY DOOR
GO AWAY
GOD


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.27 (00:52)
by Izzy
Knock Knock!

Come in.


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.27 (06:15)
by Pembie
Want to hear a joke?

Women's Rights


Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes

Posted: 2009.03.27 (06:22)
by T3chno
Two muffins in an oven. One says "It's hot in here"

The other says "WTF TALKING MUFFIN!!!11!!"

2 Indians are standing on a hill.

One says "UGH".
Other says "UGH".
The first says "UGH".
So the other one says: "Stop changing the subject."

Difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs