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Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.23 (23:37)
by behappyy
Everybody knows some really lame jokes that they tell people.
I'll start us off.
When is a door not a door?When it's ajar
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.23 (23:38)
by Studebacher Hoch
When it's a widow who's husband died in the Isreali-Palestinian conflict!
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.24 (01:16)
by Universezero
Why was the animal trainer at Seaworld a good person?Because she always did what she otter.
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.24 (03:10)
by Shark
What is it called when you house a mommy ant, a daddy ant, and 8 baby ants and charge them monthly rent?They're called.. TENANTS! (10-ants!) HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.24 (12:31)
by Tanner
What do you call a glove in love?Smitten!
What do you call an absurdist dromedary?A Camus!
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.24 (12:41)
by wolfgang
What do you call it when you're boss gives you a haircut?A fringe benefit
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.24 (13:35)
by SlappyMcGee
What do you call a bunch of guys who have a long-standing association in a forum who post either too rarely or far too often, and ultimately have no respect for eachother?Yale.
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.24 (22:38)
by 29403
Why did the chicken cross the road?It was a government conspiracy.
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.24 (23:07)
by scythe
A man walks into a bar...His alcoholism is destroying his family.
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.24 (23:16)
by toasters
scythe33 wrote:A man walks into a bar...His alcoholism is destroying his family.
. . .
That's a kneeslapper.
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.24 (23:36)
by blackbelmoral
im just using the guy above me.
wanna hear a bad joke?toasters
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.25 (00:31)
by scythe
Your mama's so fat...She could be at serious risk for heart disease or diabetes.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?It was dead
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.25 (01:42)
by blackbelmoral
How many ducks are in a pond?...How ever many nature put in there...
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.25 (05:50)
by golf
scythe33 wrote:A man walks into a bar...His alcoholism is destroying his family.
A man walks into a bar...The second man ducked.
How is a sanctuary like a Star Wars fight?Everywhere you look it's "pew pew pew"
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.26 (01:30)
by behappyy
Two Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly...when Obama saw her he lost hope.
Yo mama so stupid...she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.26 (11:52)
by Atilla
Solar-powered flashlights are actually quite useful, especially if you're camping way out in the wilderness. Because, you know, we have these amazing things called "rechargeable batteries" that let you store power during the day and then use it later.
What's the difference between a duck?One of its legs are both the same.
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.26 (17:46)
by otters
You read my mind, Atilla.
What do you get when you squeeze an olive?Oliver Twist.
What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?Polly Unsaturated.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?Robin, get in the car.
What do you call a man that doesn't fart in public?A private tutor.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No idear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no idear.
AR AR AR
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.26 (18:37)
by Studebacher Hoch
Did you hear about the gay Dwarf?His name was Alfred. One night, he had unprotected sex with his lover, Mercutio. Mercutio was HIV positive. Now Alfred is HIV positive.
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.26 (19:03)
by Kablizzy
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.26 (19:29)
by scythe
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.26 (19:40)
by deltainferno
Your mum's so poor...she cant afford to pay attention
chuck norris jokes?
when chuck norris gets thrown in water, he doesnt get wet,the water gets 'chuck norris'd'
one word. lol.
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.27 (00:50)
by unoriginal name
What kind of waves do books ride?Title waves!
Knock knock!WHO THE FUCK IS BANGING AT MY DOOR
GO AWAY
GOD
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.27 (00:52)
by Izzy
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.27 (06:15)
by Pembie
Want to hear a joke?Women's Rights
Re: Cheesy/Lame Jokes
Posted: 2009.03.27 (06:22)
by T3chno
Two muffins in an oven. One says "It's hot in here"The other says "WTF TALKING MUFFIN!!!11!!"
2 Indians are standing on a hill.One says "UGH".
Other says "UGH".
The first says "UGH".
So the other one says: "Stop changing the subject."
Difference between snowmen and snowwomen?Snowballs