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In this game, I give out a random situation to the next poster, and he has to deal with it in any way (No magic or stuff), after he deals with the situtation he gives out one to the next poster.

While in a 50% off sale crowd in a mall someone puts a live grenade in your hand, you do not see who it is or where they are now. what do you do?

Put it in the bin.

If you were starving and there was a pile of rotting meat, full of lovely maggots, what would you do?

29403 wrote:If you were starving and there was a pile of rotting meat, full of lovely maggots, what would you do?

I'd ignore it and get some real food.

You fall asleep on a train and miss your stop, what do you do?

Get out at the next stop and walk there - move mah ass.

If acid rain - P.H 1 started to fall, and there was no shelter for miles... what would you do?

Panic. Or shelter under my sister -_-

You are a spammer from Pallet Town, who decides to enter the Spamming League and challenges Spam Leaders across the world. You make it to Spam Plateau, only to be faced (ironically) by a 50ft can of spam. What do you do?

GTM wrote:Or shelter under my sister -_-

O.O

I fill a 100ft can with fresh spam, and then push it through the plateau (killing many spammers in the way, you can call it "cheating")

You have a carton (packaged milk) THAT DOESN'T HAVE AN EASY OPENING. You don't have knifes, and you're inside a building with nothing on it. And yes, you need the milk. What do you do?

I punch the top open.

You are on the top floor of a burning skyscraper. All the floors below are on fire. What do you do?

Um, get on the helicopter that happens to be on the helipad on top or the scraper, duh.

You are watching an awesome film in a cinema with some friends, you can just sense the "everything is revealed" bit just a few moments away, but suddenly you feel a huge piss coming, there is no way you can hold this one back.
What do you do?

Finish my drink, then fill it up again. :D

You are the motorcycling champion of the world and you are about to win the world cup. You're nearing the finish line, but then a crazed drunken man runs onto to the course. Do you sharply turn, avoid the man but crash, ruining your chance of winning the race, or do you slow down and try and wait for him to stagger past and then speed up past him, but with the chance that he may not move and you'll kill him?

Run him over, win the race, and give some of my prize money to the family for there loss.

Ok You and your girlfriend (or boyfriend) are surrounded by thousands of zombies with no shelter and have one bullet left. what do you do?

Jump above them and let them carry you (just like in live concerts). Then, RUUUUUUUUUNN!!! Run far far away before they can catch up to you after you get carried by them! Will it work?

Okay...You're in top of mount Everest. All you have is a tent, two shirts, two jeans, a pair of shoes, some hot tea and coffee, and a rainjacket. What do you do to go down without freezing?

Wear all the clothes I have, get in my tent and ride it down mount Everest.

You have been caught watching porn by your sister (assuming you have one). What do you do?

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Make a deal with her, You dont tell, I don't tell.
(That is assuming you know some of her darkest secrets)
If not, I'd just erase all evidence as quick as I could.

While getting the groceries you are approached by a starving man, he grasps you by the wrist and drags you to him.
What do you do?

Give him food, but not all, of course. Give him what he needs.

You have been convicted of crime of a hold-up that you didn't do. What will you do?

Run and try to clear my name. Prison Break style.

Ok you get caught stealing from a store. What do you do?

he had set himself on fire to cancel out the heat in the desert.

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