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Postby ladeda » 2008.10.10 (00:22)

Oh boy! What Jolly FUN!

Fortunately Unfortunately was once played on the older Metanet forums, and I've decided to revive it.

The rules are simple: people continuously take turns posting unfortunate/fortunate things about a situation that progresses with every post. For example...

First poster: UNFORTUNATELY we are at a picnic and forgot our sandwiches.
Second poster: FORTUNATELY some kind soul gives us his extra ones.
Third poster: UNFORTUNATELY those sammiches are poisoned.
Fourth poster: FORTUNATELY ________________.
Fifth poster: UNFORTUNATELY ______________________!
Sixth poster: etc.

Me being without sin (and being the starter of the thread here), I shall cast the first stone.

UNFORTUNATELY I have lost my pet dog.
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Postby Riobe » 2008.10.10 (00:40)

FORTUNATELY he was a very stupid dog that always ripped up everything in sight.
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Postby ladeda » 2008.10.10 (21:13)

UNFORTUNATELY that isn't a FORTUNATE event. when posting for FORTUNATELY, you need to state a fortunate fact about the situation, and vice versa. YEAH.
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Postby Riobe » 2008.10.11 (06:03)

ladeda wrote:UNFORTUNATELY that isn't a FORTUNATE event. when posting for FORTUNATELY, you need to state a fortunate fact about the situation, and vice versa. YEAH.
Fortunately, I understand.

...FORTUNATELY, he was later found at your school.
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Postby BNW » 2008.10.11 (06:37)

UNFORTUNATELY your dog lost all 4 of his legs, and they have to put him down.
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Postby jean-luc » 2008.10.12 (06:13)

FORTUNATELY, the vet. nurse was hot.

(Trying to go in a different direction... that was all I could come up with.)
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Postby wumbla » 2008.10.15 (21:22)

Unfortunately it was a guy.
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Postby bufar » 2008.10.16 (22:16)

FORTUNATELY you're a girl.
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Postby Izzy » 2008.10.17 (00:26)

Unfortunately, you're a lesbian.
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Postby Zora_S_Kenneth » 2008.10.17 (00:28)

Fortunately the guy's really a girl in disguise.
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Postby wumbla » 2008.10.17 (01:28)

unfortunately, she's not a lesbian
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2008.11.10 (17:43)

Fortunately, the nurse can stich the dog's legs and nerves and stuff back together, so you don't have to put him down.
Different subject, I am usually against putting down any animal unless they are in serious pain and cannot hope to recover from it.
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Postby Riobe » 2008.11.10 (20:21)

Unfortunately, it later dies from cancer. ;_;
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Postby MattKestrel » 2008.11.10 (20:24)

Fortunately, he was a terrorist.

Wow, its unlikely that phrase will be heard for a while :)
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Postby Evil_Sire » 2008.11.10 (20:51)

Unfortunately, the terrorist was a green-hating fanatic on a mission to kill trees and rainbows. He also was in love with Mona Lisa and slit his wrist each time he killed somebody. He won the election for the Afghanistan Government and is known as Achmed the Dead Terrorist. He won the award for "Maddest madman" on the 28th of June, 1994.

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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2008.11.10 (21:04)

That would be more along the lines of 'fortunately' because he can't do that anymore.
Wait, we're talking about the dog, right?
Fortunately, the trees were not destroyed.
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Postby Evil_Sire » 2008.11.10 (21:07)

Unfortunately, the trees were blown up by a power crazed Nazi who eats live cows for breakfast. The Nazi is known as Mr. N., not vone too be messed vith!

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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2008.11.10 (21:22)

Fortunately, the ninja from the game N hits a couple of trap door switches, trapping Mr. N. forever and leaves him to rot in his prison.
And every environmentalist in the world (who has saved an assload of tree seeds for this day) start planting more trees!
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Postby rambo5252 » 2008.11.10 (22:06)

Unfortunately environmentalists are gay and to busy raping each other and getting money for doing nothing to actually ever do anyhting
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Postby wumbla » 2008.11.10 (22:09)

Fortunately, the last post was fortunate
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2008.11.10 (22:12)

No, Rambo5252, YOU'RE probably too busy raping yourself.
Unfortunately, Rambo5252 is not dying painfully.
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Postby wumbla » 2008.11.10 (22:35)

fortunately he died
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2008.11.11 (16:48)

Unfortunately it was quick and painless.
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Postby wumbla » 2008.11.11 (23:42)

Fortunately eganic was able to save his life
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Postby rambo5252 » 2008.11.12 (20:44)

unfortunatly eganics not i docter and i died(this is an akward post)
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