Ad libs!

[Vyacheslav]

You guys like adlibs? You can do them on this site: http://www.eduplace.com/tales/ Here's one of mine I just did.

http://pastebin.com/m795afc8f

[aids]

Up Close and Personal: http://pastebin.com/m3132f50b

Good Stuff: http://pastebin.com/m55d6bfcb

Plans for a Great Summer: http://pastebin.com/m4d9614fc

These are amazing

[EdoI]

Haha, first try:

On the Track of Bigfoot

One crappy day, our class went hiking along the Zenica River. Like all massacrated hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried zombies, pies, and one thorn.

As we walked along the trail, teacher noticed a(n) the saddest in the world footprint. “Do you think a(n) vomitted stuff made these tracks?” teacher asked.

“No, but let's follow them anyway,” suggested IAMAMAZING.

We almost died for hours. Then I screamed, “Whoah! I think I see a huge penis.”

“lolwut?!” we heard someone say. It was I'm hungry.

“I'm hungry!” we screamed. “We thought you were a huge penis!”

“Do I look like a huge penis? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for sisters. There are lots of them here along the Zenica River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes.”

“lolwut?!!” everyone said.

I'll make more of these.

[Vyacheslav]

The New Kids in School

This year is sure to be a(n) interesting year at The Abortion Clinic. There are several new kids at the school and they are working hard to make new friends. They just moved here from Cartoonville!

In the first grade, Hellen Keller is the newest addition to the group. She is learning about sitting at a(n) wheelchair and about seeing eye dogs. In fourth grade, Tom Cruise is studying Scientology 101: You Actually Believe This Bullshit?.

Both kids are trying hard to fit in. Since Hellen Keller is a cartoon character, she can bend her penis unlike any other kid. This makes her really popular playing prostitution on the playground because she can get out of the way of the other kids very easily. Tom Cruise is also trying to fit in. He had many friends in his cartoon, but they do not live here. He's become popular because all the other kids are asking him what it is like to be a cartoon character, and what Dolly Parton's breasts and necrophilia are really like. Both cartoon kids are sure to make this a special year!

[Technochocolate]

I tried to keep it G rated. Didn't turn out half bad.

A Funky Fourth

Every year, Chocolateberg has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried breakfast and egg on a stick, and the face-fist-fighting stand, Chocolateberg always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.

This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw Ralph Nader practicing across The Jefferson Monument! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year, they saw Heathcliff eating Dracula. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw Bram Stoker spitting The Great Figure!

The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's picnic would be remembered for a long time!

[aids]

Ahahaha!

Summer Reading Report

Summer vacation is almost over! That means I have to start catching up on my summer reading list. This year Dick Cleaver gave us a really long list. We have to read two books. I know I should have started sooner, but I've been having too much fun swimming and water-slaying at Deadly Eel-Infested Lake.

So far, my favorite book is “Jeremiah Potter and the Chamber of First Aid Kits.” Jeremiah Potter goes to a school called Tyrannosaurus Rexwarts. Instead of learning math and social studies, the students learn things like how to turn decapitated hoses into breakfast cereal. And instead of getting letters through the mail, the students get their mail by cock post.

Jeremiah Potter's worst enemy is a copulating wizard named Lord Voldeseatbelt. Jeremiah gets help from Tickletits Granger and Studmuffin Weasley, who has bright semen green hair. The three friends count on Professor Dumbledore and Professor Kablizzy, who teaches History.

In “Jeremiah Potter and the Chamber of First Aid Kits,” Jeremiah has to fight an evil plot by Lord Voldeseatbelt. But if you want to know what happens, you should read the book. Then you'll want to read the sequel, “Jeremiah Potter and the Prisoner of Heinous Crimes!”

[Universezero]

An Odd Animal

The Dildosaurous is an animal that has black fur with green spots on its cocks and vaginas. Its tail is shaped like a breast which it uses to fuck dildos. An adult Dildosaurous may weigh more than OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! pounds and stand over "more times than I've fucked your mom" number of feet high.

The Dildosaurous can be found only in Australia and New Zealand. Although its favorite food is bananas, it also likes to eat idiots like you. If you ever see a Dildosaurous, be sure not to ever sing “Rain Drops Keep Falling on My Head.” That song makes it fuckable. Instead, give it a few bananas and be on your way.

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