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OK, the purpose of this topic is to write down the funniest joke you've heard. It can be as dirty as need be, but remember, they're watching.

I'll start.

During the American Revolution, the Americans held the Boston Tea Party.

They dressed up like Indians and threw tea in the harbor.
When that didn't work, they dressed up like tea and threw Indians in the harbor.
And when that didn't work, they dressed up like the harbor and threw tea at the Indians.
Then they just started fighting.

Eiturlyf's a what?!

Hell has not yet frozen over and/or been relocated to Iceland.

The M-5 and the A-14 (I dont know any others) were sitting chatting in a bar

"I have 2000 cars going over me every day!" A-14 boasted
"Fuck-a-doodle-doo, I have 18000 going over me every day!" M-5 replied.

A red one came out from the toilets

"DIVE!!!!" A-14 screamed
"Why?"
"You better watch out for him, he's a cyclopath!

I'm sorry, I don't know where your lost balls are.

Riobe wrote:I'm sorry, I don't know where your lost balls are.

I do