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Simple game. I say something, you say what happens next. Then the next user posts what happens next after what you've said happens next. Then the next user posts what happens next after what you've said happens next after the first user said what happens next. Then the next user... you get the point.

I'll start:

Lenny went to Sainsburys to buy some flowers while riding on an oversized pig.

Have fun!

Crashed.

:(

And the pig ran away with balloons.

Pinky says "Hi!" rather melodramatically.

Pinky goes to a bar and starts drinking aaaaaaand playing poker.

He pukes all over the poker table.

Though the pig isn't retarded and fat.

Man dies with his pig. Instantly. Heart attack.

But then he is resurrected with whatever those shocky things are called. (Defilibrators, AEDs, or something.)

And there it is! It's the noooooose!!!!

Oh, wait. That's not a nose, it's a penis.

he saw in the bucket of dog crap there was 2 pounds of Aztec gold, carved into the magnificent shape of the Aztec city, Tenotchitlan.

However, said gold was counterfeit, and anyone around it was arrested immediately.

Including himself. The police took him to...