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Sucks.

Too extreme! Rather not, don't mind.

I like cauliflower... >_>

But that may be because of an excellent experience I had with a vegetable resembling cauliflower as a kid:
I was racking up some community service hours because my middle school required it, and one of the easier ways to rack up hours was to volunteer at this Celebration of Military Children thing, which was a massive get-together of families who had at least one parent in the armed forces. They hired a clown or two, put out a few dozen stands from various supporting agencies, had an inflatable slide, the works. The staff liked to put me on balloon duty, so I blew up balloons to fill all the hallways before the event started, and then hung around to take requests during the event itself. During breaks, I could wander around and enjoy myself. (Incidentally, this was also the time that I, as a 12-year old, won a #1 Dad competition that involved hula-hooping against legitimate dads. Got a t-shirt with "#1 Dad" on it and everything.)
Anyway, one of the performers they hired was Billy Broccoflour, who I am shocked is not coming up in Google searches. He was a green superhero who encouraged kids to eat according to the Food Pyramid, and most notably, he wore glasses with one green lens and one red lens. Naturally, all of his literature was distributed with paper goggles and cellophane lenses of the same colors so that you could enjoy the poor man's 3D that that generation was crazy about. At one point, he was going to the staff lounge to relax, saw me and my brother, and took off his helmet as he passed us and said, "do you believe they make me wear this thing? Suddenly everything that's red or green is blinding me. Don't need drugs while I got this helmet, no-sirree!" And as he was walking out of our line of sight, still to us, "maybe I can get them to let me take this thing home. It'd probably be cheaper than acid." (And then I remember asking my mom what he meant by acid.)
Billy motherfucking Broccoflour was talking about LSD. To kids.
And that's why Billy Broccoflour is the best superhero ever.

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There should be a "Don't Mind It" option...until there is, I will abstain.

God, Suki, that's amazing.

Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, maestro, you definitely need a middle ground. Cauliflower is really not bad when dipped in certain substances.

I like cauliflower.

I think it is terrible. @ Flag You can dip anything into a delicious sauce to make it edible. I am not a fan of vegetables.

Aldaric wrote:@ Flag You can dip anything into a delicious sauce to make it edible..

This is not true.

Flight wrote:

Aldaric wrote:@ Flag You can dip anything into a delicious sauce to make it edible..

This is not true.

"Should I give her some more N64 games?"

flagmyidol wrote:God, Suki, that's amazing.

Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, maestro, you definitely need a middle ground. Cauliflower is really not bad when dipped in certain substances.

Mix of ketchup, mayo, vinegar, and another thing I can't remember + cauliflower= awesome.

Rocks.

Flight wrote:

Aldaric wrote:@ Flag You can dip anything into a delicious sauce to make it edible..

This is not true.

You know what I mean.

Tsukatu wrote:

Flight wrote:

Aldaric wrote:@ Flag You can dip anything into a delicious sauce to make it edible..

This is not true.

"Should I give her some more N64 games?"

I have tried N64 games with barbecue sauce. Quite good.