A Night at the Office

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.11.28 (03:59)

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Postby scythe » 2009.11.28 (04:10)

Pick up the phone and immediately put it down. Smoke a bowl.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.11.28 (04:29)

scythe33 wrote:Pick up the phone and immediately put it down. Smoke a bowl.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.11.28 (04:29)

Pick up the large phallic object in front of you. It could be useful later.
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Postby Skyling » 2009.11.28 (04:31)

Smoke three more bowls. Then spend until sunrise watching assorted television ads from the 1980's on YouTube and giggling nonstop.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.11.28 (04:57)

Yanni wrote:Pick up the large phallic object in front of you. It could be useful later.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.28 (04:59)

Break the chair behind you with the lighter.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.11.28 (05:15)

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:Break the chair behind you with the lighter.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.28 (05:19)

Kill the whores.
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Postby Skyling » 2009.11.28 (05:31)

Consider washing your hands in a nearby bathroom sink.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.11.28 (05:51)

Skyling wrote:Consider washing your hands in a nearby bathroom sink.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.11.28 (06:00)

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Postby Combo Bustperson » 2009.11.28 (06:03)

Take off that ugly-ass hairpiece.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.11.29 (01:17)

Quote wrote:Take off that ugly-ass hairpiece.
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Postby Zephyr » 2009.11.29 (02:26)

Use your lighter to illuminate the room. If that doesn't work, set the table alight to illuminate the room.
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

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Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Postby Pikman » 2009.11.29 (04:09)

Corner jump off the desk edge into the nonexistent ceiling.
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Postby ToeFaceKiller » 2009.11.29 (09:21)

Smoke the oregano and have a marinara trip.
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Postby Leaff » 2009.11.29 (23:04)

Pick up the ashes and rub them on your face so you look like a normal person with two eyes.
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Postby otters~1 » 2009.11.30 (18:14)

Masturbate, duh.
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Postby Aphex » 2009.11.30 (18:44)

Seeing as a lavatory is right next to your desk and chair, It seems as though you are in a hallway. Use the lighter as a torch (medieval style) and check what is down the hall to the left (past the male lavatory) and to the right (?).
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.12.01 (20:28)

Regrow your arms.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.12.02 (02:03)

Zephyr wrote:Use your lighter to illuminate the room. If that doesn't work, set the table alight to illuminate the room.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.12.02 (02:19)

Argue that such insults are simply out of order.
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Postby aids » 2009.12.02 (02:45)

Punch OsamaSanta in the genitals.
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