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A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (03:59)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
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What should I do?

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (04:10)
by scythe
Pick up the phone and immediately put it down. Smoke a bowl.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (04:29)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
scythe33 wrote:Pick up the phone and immediately put it down. Smoke a bowl.
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Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (04:29)
by Spawn of Yanni
Pick up the large phallic object in front of you. It could be useful later.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (04:31)
by Skyling
Smoke three more bowls. Then spend until sunrise watching assorted television ads from the 1980's on YouTube and giggling nonstop.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (04:57)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
Yanni wrote:Pick up the large phallic object in front of you. It could be useful later.
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Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (04:59)
by unoriginal name
Break the chair behind you with the lighter.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (05:15)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:Break the chair behind you with the lighter.
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What should I do?

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (05:19)
by unoriginal name
Kill the whores.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (05:31)
by Skyling
Consider washing your hands in a nearby bathroom sink.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (05:51)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
Skyling wrote:Consider washing your hands in a nearby bathroom sink.
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Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (06:00)
by unoriginal name
Kill the whores.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.28 (06:03)
by Combo Bustperson
Take off that ugly-ass hairpiece.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.29 (01:17)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
Quote wrote:Take off that ugly-ass hairpiece.
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Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.29 (02:26)
by Zephyr
Use your lighter to illuminate the room. If that doesn't work, set the table alight to illuminate the room.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.29 (04:09)
by Pikman
Corner jump off the desk edge into the nonexistent ceiling.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.29 (09:21)
by ToeFaceKiller
Smoke the oregano and have a marinara trip.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.29 (23:04)
by Leaff
Pick up the ashes and rub them on your face so you look like a normal person with two eyes.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.30 (18:14)
by otters~1
Masturbate, duh.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.11.30 (18:44)
by Aphex
Seeing as a lavatory is right next to your desk and chair, It seems as though you are in a hallway. Use the lighter as a torch (medieval style) and check what is down the hall to the left (past the male lavatory) and to the right (?).

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.12.01 (20:28)
by unoriginal name
Regrow your arms.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.12.02 (02:03)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
Zephyr wrote:Use your lighter to illuminate the room. If that doesn't work, set the table alight to illuminate the room.
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What should I do?

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.12.02 (02:19)
by Spawn of Yanni
Argue that such insults are simply out of order.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.12.02 (02:45)
by aids
Punch OsamaSanta in the genitals.

Re: A Night at the Office

Posted: 2009.12.02 (05:26)
by T3chno
Turn on invisibility cloak.