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The idea here is you want to get arrested in an airport.
Use your imagination. Sure you could turn up with a big-as gun and you would get arrested, but that's no fun and its not funny.
What if you walked in wearing a bio-hazard suit and carrying a metal briefcase with some white gas escaping (dry ice). I wonder how far you would get before you get stopped.

But yeah, just post various ways of getting arrested in an airport, that would be funny or strange or whatever.

Walk into a store selling... aww what the heck those yugioh card things, with a bunch of them you already had bulging out of your pockets.

Walk in using a toothpick (Seriously those are on the "not allowed on flights" list)

Pee on a security guard.

Tunco wrote:Pee on a security guard.

I love you dude.

Paper mache with long scissors while walking onto an airplane.

Tunco wrote:Pee on a security guard.

Or, you could try steal the security guard's wallet. When he doesn't give it to you, calmly piss on him.

romaniac wrote:

Tunco wrote:Pee on a security guard.

Or, you could try steal the security guard's wallet. When he doesn't give it to you, calmly piss on him.

this is what i immediately thought of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3WTelB4NAE

"MAN, this drink is the BOMB!"

OneSevenNine wrote:"MAN, this drink is the BOMB!"

MANBOMB! GET HIM!

Walk along, a dazed look in your eyes, smiling distantly, with sherbet beneath your nose.

My underpants have a large amount of plutonium.

Lap-dance nude around a security guard, or even better, a group of security guards.

Carry around an anti-tank weapon, steal a plane and fly to Hawaii to smash down palm trees.
Notice that I am not even aloud to drive/fly at my age.