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Here's the thing,
It's like the would you rather topic but change it into how would you die. So, the first person says two things that you can get killed by, then the person below answers my question and makes a new one for the person below.

My question,

Would you rather die from getting hit in the head by a golf ball or eaten by 10 birds?

This should be in the Pie Forum.

Anyways, I'd rather be hit in the head by a golf ball because it's faster and there is less pain involved.

Would you rather be crushed by a slowly lowering ceiling or be shot in the gut and left to die slowly?

Moved to Pie.

Whoops. Thought I did submit this on Fun and games. Thanks tsukatu

uuh, probably shot in the gut. :/

At least I would have space to move around, unlike being crushed by one of those upside-down Nreality modded thwumps.

Would you rather die by being thrown in fire, or having a hole in your body cut then your intestines wound around a tree? -SRSLY, THATS MEDIEVAL AGES FOR YA.

fire. i like fire.

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would you rather be castrated with a plastic knife, or scalped with a potato peeler? in both cases you bleed out.

Potato peeler. More areas to be painful in.

Would you rather get chainsawed to death or have a killer slice your abdomen open, and letting you sit there, watching your guts boil out of your abdominal cavity until you die?

Chainsaw. I've always wondered.....

Would you rather: Be torchered by a poltergeist for 5 years untill he/she finally kills you or be bitten by a zombie and sllooooowwly decay... (as in painful decay)?

Tortured by a poltergiest.

Suffocated from a plastic bag or trampled by a stampeding herd of gazelles?

Trampled.
Slow psychological torture over a period of several years which finally drives you to suicide, or crucifixion?

Crucifiction. I'm already going through the slow psychological torture =\

Die of long age in a ratty cell in a basement of a crumbling castle, locked in solitary confinement, or be strangled to death by a python?

My friend replies: strangled by a python.

He says: would you rather die by drowning or burning?