GOD vs SATAN

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Postby Ianinja » 2010.03.22 (23:16)

I got this idea from some random thread...

If God had a fight with Satan ...who would win and why?
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.03.22 (23:50)

My guess is that God would create Hell to imprison Satan and everyone who thinks like him.

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Postby T3chno » 2010.03.23 (00:20)

This would inevitably be a tag team battle, though.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.03.23 (00:29)

Techno wrote:This would inevitably be a tag team battle, though.
Yeah, George Burns would have to make an appearance.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.03.23 (03:01)

And Saddam.
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Postby rocket_thumped » 2010.03.23 (03:04)

Satan defeats God with his band of misfits and the power of rock n' roll.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.03.23 (05:37)

Mm. I suppose it all depends on who's directing, since this is all a load of fiction anyway.
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Postby kai » 2010.03.23 (12:06)

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'Nuff said.

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Postby Ianinja » 2010.03.23 (23:01)

If God was all mighty, powerful and so amazing...why isn't Satan dead all ready?
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.03.23 (23:34)

I hate you.
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Postby Ianinja » 2010.03.24 (20:23)

I am very sorry :/

WTH IS UP WITH MY USER NAME??

Oh and, I just thought that is one of those 'If God is so...' questions...you know?
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Postby squibbles » 2010.03.24 (20:55)

I am so glad this in F&G now. :|
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Postby Ianinja » 2010.03.24 (21:53)

squibbles wrote:I am so glad this in F&G now. :|

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ok?
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Postby wayofn » 2010.04.21 (23:40)

God because he is holy
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Postby Awesome67 » 2010.04.22 (02:06)

I'm an atheist, so technically, doesn't that make me neutral?
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.04.22 (04:16)

Awesome67 wrote:I'm an atheist, so technically, doesn't that make me neutral?
Who says you can't empathize with fictional characters? I do it all the time when I read books and watch movies.
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