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29403 has forgotten to compose a haiku about psychedelic merkins.

Pavel has made a shrewd investment in frozen elbows

Toeface is suckling on ubiquitous eyebrows xD

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plans to do some research into prickly falafels
doesn't give a f*ck about pockmarked earlobes
wastes your hard-earned taxes on discounted earlobes
is sick and tired of hypothetical dough balls
owes a huge debt to the increase in hypothetical envelopes
feels the love for pulverised cabbages

Two earlobes? Crazy.

PsychoSnail:

• missed the documentary about frozen swimming trunks
• doesn't give a fuck about wilting tricycles
• feels ambivalent about various ironmongers
• could really go for gangliform adolescents
• has never been up to the eyeballs in frozen badgers

Frozen badgers? Of course I've been up to the eyeballs in them!

Ignate:
regrets scoffing quite so many your mumma's eyebrows
obsesses over your sister's grunts
can hear you getting irate at grotesquely misshapen limbs
used to dream of overrated adolescents
just got a new job selling your mumma's lederhosen
likes to flirt with industrial strength genitalia

I win.