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One day Octopod Squad was walking down the road (he wasn't a squad) so we'll just call him octopod, so anyway, he was walking down the road and he saw an alligator. Octopod stared at the alligator for two hours then decided to walk away. As he was walking away, Octopod fell into a manhole. Instead of expected, he found some secret home with bathroom, TV and everything needed for life. But then he left because he realized that you need much more than a TV and a bathroom to live, so he left. Then got on his pony and rode off. unfortunately he fell off his pony and rolled down a hill into the sea. he sunk down to the depths of the sea, where he met a lobster. Where they became friends and swam down to the underwater city. Then he realized he couldn't breath, so he killed the lobster, ate him for lunch, then got back on his pony.
Little did he know, his pony was actually the lobsters wife! then he realized he was on the wrong pony, so he got on the right one. and then he and his friend wumbla got on a snake-infested plane and wumbla was the only survivor. The plane crashed on an island where wumbla ate wild ponies to survive. and then, out of no where, he was surrounded by 57 Spongebobs!! luckily there was still A pony (that was completely randomly standing there) so he jumped on the random pony and ran away, only to realize he was out of gas, so he stopped at greasy joes bean shack. The wild Spongebobs charged after him on their magical glacier, but the hobo managed to hold them off! Wumbla got off with an amazing escape, risking the life of the hobo, ironically, his name was eganic, while wumbla and eganic were riding down on their new pony(that they randomly found) eganic fell off and died, then the spongebobs morphed into ponies and ate him (the ponie turned into a spongebob). Out of nowhere, eganic, apparently alive, shot out of the sky on a magnificent winged dragon with the astonishing ferocity of 10,000,000 Mr. T's chanting "i pity the foo" in unison, something so fantastic, Wumbla was blinded by sheer awesomeness, and as he struggled to free his mind of insanity, Eganic blasted the demon spongebobs with his Ion cannon and shot his flaming nun chucks at them until the spongebobs were no more. While still blinded, wumbla heard a thump, he inferred that eganic had fall of the dragon, then in unison all teh Mr. T's had heart attacks, then the sponge bobs came back to life because the ion cannon had no effect on them.(this is fun) "Awaken, young ones," said the fairy to Wumbla and Eganic, "you are free at last!." Then wumbla said," what happened," then eganic died. then apon a random pony he rode to heaven. and then eganic woke up, realizing that horrible Wumbla character was just in his imagination. yet his imagination, imagination was actually true, which meant that Wumbla was all cool and stuff. and then eganic woke up, realizing that horrible Wumbla character was just in his imagination. but then he relized that he was wumbla, so he was glad that he was so horrible. so he sat in front of his TV, wondering wether... he would eat ponies for dinner. and then eganic woke up, realizing that horrible Wumbla character was just in his imagination. realizing he was Wumbla and realized wumbla was all kool and stuff and eganic isn't! then he fainted 'cos he got all confused. Eganic then shot his body with an ion cannon. which he actually HAD this time. and his body exploded into lots of little eganic's. Who then killed wumbla and ruled the world. But then people accidentally stepped on the little eganics. So the rest got angry and got there ion cannon out of there pockets.
but, as they were little, their pockets were little, so too were their ion cannons In their wooden things that were twice there size, and still they did not get noticed. The Eganic received the innate ability to resurrect people and smell the color red, so he brought wumbla back to life. But why would smelling the color red help bringing wumbla back? eganic thought of this, then realised it didn't, wumbla wasn't back at all. But then ponies ate the little eganics. until all the little eganics were all gone.