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Throw/shoot/cast/etc something at the next poster and dodge/block/throw/etc something to defend yourself in interesting ways.

example:
p1: *shoots an mp5 at the next poster*
p2: "I'm a wizard and I cast level 5 shield and your bullets disintegrate! I cast level 10 lightning on the next poster!"
p3: "I sidestep and you miss! I throw a toaster at the next poster!"

etc.

I throw conjoined twins at the next poster!

I split them up in mid air, using only the most sophisticated advances in modern medicine. I then adopt them to be my own, and grow them up in a very abusive childhood environment, and slowly forcing them into depression. I then hold a fight to the death to determine the most supreme one. I lure this child into a back alley and murder him with a barrage of pencils.

I throw a rock.

I catch it with my super reflexes and crush it in my hand, Jet-Li style.

I then throw myself at the next person!

I have ninja skills and kick the rock at the next person.

GTM wrote:I catch it with my super reflexes and crush it in my hand, Jet-Li style.

I then throw myself at the next person!

using my MAD CHEF SKILLZ i slice and dice you in mid air with a massive steak knife.

I throw a black hole (because that's so obviously possible)

I swallow the black hole, um, whole. Because Im just that awesome.

I throw my laptop at the next person.

I catch the laptop and use it for my own. I then create a virus that corrupts the data and crashes the computer making it unusable. I then throw the laptop at the next poster.

I steal your laptop.
I throw a massive dildo at the next poster.

The next poster happens to be Graham Norton. Damn, that backfired.

I throw Graham Norton at the next poster.

you couldn't throw him far enough to hit me.

Picks up random babie and throws him/her to the next poster

Ow? I take to the adoption center, said I found it in the streets.

I throw a

Riobe uses Spoiler attack!

It has no effect

GTM uses Rock Throw!

it doesnt affect delta inferno,

delta inferno uses hyper beam!

GTM is Ghost Type... it has no effect

GTM throws raticate at the next poster.

delta inferno USES TRANSFORM (DITTO FTW) into a raticate, we get married and have a swarm of ratatta babies,

delta inferno then sends his swarm at the next poster

puts a bunch of mouse traps with cheese,

Commands Zombie to the next poster

Defects zombie with toaster, and he goes off in the wrong direction.
throws a shoe at the next poster, to hit him in the shin.

just came back from soccer practice and hits my shin gaurd, it has no effect

sends bold font to the next poster

I nullify bold font with italic font.



I throw a scythe at the next person, aiming at their left arm.

side steps so it hits right arm and shouts "ha you missed my let arm"

throws right arm at next person

"hey, I need one of those"

Catches then unequips left arm then equipes right arm

throws left arm and the next poster

catches *epuips* hey look i have to left feet now

throws right foot

catches and eats right foot
that was discusting!

builds a Mr. T robot and unleashes its prowess upon the next poster... and Tokyo.

wait what did you throw, throws the MR.t thing at next poster

shoots estrogen into the Mr. T to make it a Mrs. T and goes to make me a sammich.

pays Jim Carry to throw a rock at you.