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So, I post a wish e.g. I wish I was a millionaire. The next person corrupts the wish... then he wishes again.

Person 1: I wish I was a millionaire
Person 2: Wish yeilded, but you get all your money stolen.
I wish I was 21
Person 3: Granted, but then you die. I wish...

I wish I could complete 88-4.

oh i gets it now!

umm you beat it but your n file getrs corrupted and loose all your data

i wish i had a better graphics card in my computer so i could play cod4 on it

Your COD4 and computer melts.
I wish I was tall.

Granted but than your legs get cut off and your now 2'6.

I wish their were no quiz, test, or exams in school.

Granted, but you have to do twice at home!


I wish N had suckish multiplayer with a lot of noobs.

Granted but then you would get bored with crushing all the noobs and would stop playing N forever!

I wish I had a Nintendo DS.

wish granted, but you take poor care of your DS causing it to rot away.

I WISH I LIKED GREEN. EGANIC YOU DIDN'T POST A WISH YOU BAD PERSON.

I would take great care of my DS!!!
Granted, but then you would realise urine is usually green and would stop liking it.
Pathetic, I know.
I wish people would actually look at my maps.
Predictable answer: "They would snipe you." Try something else.

wish granted, but you then become so popular that you are constantly swarmed with admires and have no time to have a life. or a girl friend. ha ha.

I wish Donkey Kong was my best friend and is incapable of injuring me in any way.

I didn't mean popular. I do NOT want to be popular.
Granted, but then Mario would appear out of nowhere and kill him. Ha!!!
I wish..... Sephiroth was my friend. And would not go insane and try to crash a meteor into the planet.

he gets sniped in the face

i wish i had 3 wishes

wish granted, but... then... you die :D

I wish i automatically had the skills of Losttortuga.

You lose control of them and accidentally kill yourself!
I wish there were no bullies in the world.

Granted, but an woman with an un-usually large head catches your eye and you have 2 kids, named Bin and Bill.

I wish Bin and Bill were my friends.

wish granted, but they move away to Antartica

I wish my wish won't get corupted by the next post

wish granted, but you get paranoiac, and you en corrupting your own wish.



I wish my PC had a better video card.

wish granted, but then, while you're away at work/school, i sneak in and smash it!

i wish there could be a forum game where people didnt try to throw in multiple paradox's

your waish was granted but the below line will corupt it

I wish that the next post did not exist

Granted, but then you find out you are mortal and then die of shock.
I wish the world was a better place

Granted, but then a third of all humanity dies

I wish my wish doesn't get corrupted

Already been done, but granted, but you don't have any fun because the topic is closed.

To see some Grade-A Corrupt a Wish, go to the old forums http://metanet.2.forumer.com

I wish I was two people.

Uh, romaniac, I want that to happen.
Granted, but then your clone kills you.
I wish people liked me as I am.

wish granted but then you get to populer and kill yourself
i wish i wasnt warned for doing absolutely nothing wrong