Jack Wakes Up And Doesn't Know Where He Is

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2010.12.29 (07:23)

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"I don't know where I am!"

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2010.12.29 (07:56)

Take the pillowcase off the pillow and stick it over your head as an improvised air filter. Nerve gas could come flooding into this room at any minute.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.12.29 (07:58)

That looks like a pull-handle on that door, meaning the hinges are on your side. Find something to pop them hinges out.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2010.12.29 (09:03)

Inspired wrote:Look under the bed you woke up on for anything that could be beneficial to your journey.
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Nada.
reventrøpe wrote:Take the pillowcase off the pillow and stick it over your head as an improvised air filter. Nerve gas could come flooding into this room at any minute.
T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:That looks like a pull-handle on that door, meaning the hinges are on your side. Find something to pop them hinges out.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2010.12.29 (12:26)

Put your fist in your mouth.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.12.29 (14:07)

Go back to bed and sleep for an hour since it's 6:49. You must be tired, waking up so early. Make sure you put your head on the cool side of the pillow.
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Postby squibbles » 2010.12.29 (14:28)

Using dirt from the corners of the room and your own urine, create something that vaguely resembles coffee to give yourself a placebo effect to increase your awareness.
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Tsukatu wrote:I don't know what it is, squibbles, but my brain keeps inserting "black" into random parts of your posts these days.
I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.12.30 (01:35)

What the fuck? It's not even 8:00 AM and you're up? Get your Morning Person ass back in bed.
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Postby Universezero » 2010.12.30 (02:32)

It could be 16:49. We can't see. Anyway, yell out to see if you get a response. You can then determine whether on not there's a microphone in your room and/or if you're being watched, etc.
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Postby 大見解 » 2010.12.30 (04:03)

begin quest to see if there's anything else in the room other than the bed.
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Postby sidke » 2010.12.30 (05:16)

Universezero wrote:It could be 16:49.
the voice said "good morning", so it's most probably not the afternoon.

what clothing are you wearing besides a pillow? anything with string or elastic or anything else handy
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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2010.12.30 (06:43)

Determine whether your kidneys are intact.

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Postby scythe » 2010.12.30 (06:51)

Look around the room for a camera. See if you can cover the lens with anything, or otherwise prevent it from working.
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Postby Sunset » 2010.12.30 (17:27)

masturbate

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2010.12.31 (14:12)

Look around the room for a camera. See if you can cover the lens with anything, or otherwise prevent it from working.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.12.31 (14:19)

Is that Old Spice on the counter? Do your best Isaiah Mustafa impression.
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Postby Sunset » 2010.12.31 (15:38)

look in the toilet!

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Postby lord_day » 2010.12.31 (19:12)

Is the clock counting backwards?
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Postby 大見解 » 2010.12.31 (19:32)

i'm one of the few making constuctive instructions. :P

Open the under-the-sink cabinet things and see if there's anything inside. also, carry around the toothbrush and deodorant thing just in case. Finally, go see if there's anything in, around, behind, or in the water tank of the toilet
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Postby fawk » 2011.01.01 (10:39)

Stare at the clock for 5 minutes to see if it is going backwards or not.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2011.01.02 (07:33)

Is the clock counting backwards?
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Open the under-the-sink cabinet things and see if there's anything inside. also, carry around the toothbrush and deodorant thing just in case. Finally, go see if there's anything in, around, behind, or in the water tank of the toilet
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Postby  yahoozy » 2011.01.02 (08:41)

Pray. It's what God wanted you to do from the beginning.

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Postby Universezero » 2011.01.02 (10:09)

Let the room fill up with water. Maybe someone will come to help.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2011.01.02 (10:12)

There is nothing you can do make your time.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2011.01.02 (14:29)

If the exploding toilet made a hole in the ceiling, try to get up in there (e.g. by using the bed as a step or something).
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