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Everything can injure you.

I will post an item. The next poster will describe how this item may inflict harm upon someone, and then post a new item.
For example:

somedude123 wrote:Pillowcase.

thatkid66 wrote:Can be tied around your head, causing you to suffocate.
Wax paper.

somedude123 wrote:Can give you a big paper cut and infect the cut.
Telephone.

Etc.

All right, easy one first:
Stairs

Pikman wrote:Everything can injure you.

I will post an item. The next poster will describe how this item may inflict harm upon someone, and then post a new item.
For example:

somedude123 wrote:Pillowcase.

thatkid66 wrote:Can be tied around your head, causing you to suffocate.
Wax paper.

somedude123 wrote:Can give you a big paper cut and infect the cut.
Telephone.

Etc.

All right, easy one first:
Stairs

First, I would like to start off by saying that everything can kill you. Everything. It's actually kind of frightening
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Stars will hurt you if you fall down them.

How can music hurt you?

if its crap it can cause you to go insane an kill urself...

dogshit...how?

Umm, that will harm you if...... you ingest too much and end up craping out crap O_o

How shall paperclip kill you?

by poking it in your eye.. duh!
foam..

If you put foam up your nose, it'll cause brain damage.

How can pudding harm you?

pudding? there was too much pudding, and i jumped in, and it sucked me down

Nothing can hurt you if you eat it.

Keyboard.

You hang yourself with it.

Dark Matter. Blizzy wins.

You can get lost in dark matter and bump into something in space- time.
Also, can't dark matter absorb the light from your cells, making you blind and harming your skin? Maybe, but I can't quite place the name with the face of dark matter.

The State Puffed Marshmallow Man

You eat it.

TomTom navigator.

It malfunctions and you drive off a cliff.

A single bean, which is securely attached to a completely flat surface that stretches towards the horizon in every direction.

you trip over the bean and get braindamage...

a strand of hair...

You attempt to get underneath the bean and die trying

Chainsaw. Try and be creative with this one.

The chain breaks loose as you are cutting. It shoots up toward your face, and it leaves a three-inch gash. Sadly, the doctors are not able to save you.

Pizza (I have a good one for this.)

Hmm as you scarf down the pizza like a vacum cleaner a peice of pepperoni flies off cloging your air pipe, then as someone performs the hiemlick(sp?) menouver they crush your ribs and one punctures your heart.

A snowflake.

Snowflakes are shurikens for faeries :)

Bonnie Langford

She talks until you stab yourself just to stop hearing her voice.

The color yellow.

OMG its so bright your blinded and run into a wall, you fall landing just right on an upright standing coin and it goes through your skull into your brain
OUCH

ipod touch

The wet ink inside the touchscreen gets on your finger, getting it wet enough for the batteries to shock you.

My brain

you throw it at me

a pencil.
ahaha

you lean down to pick them up and then you fall and bang your head

the letter N

you like the letter so much you spend the rest of your life typing it.

this dot- .

My eyes exploded whilst straining to see the dot, thus causing me to bleed to death.

A plastic cup.