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Here, you name a person on the forum, old forum, or numa, and turn them into an object. Then state why using something said or done or implied or known or obvious.

Example: Condog is a dog because it says so in (whoever's) sig.
Example: Demonzlunchbreak is a sandwitch because he expressed that he wanted to be one in the universe debate.

I'll start.
29403 is a phone because they both have numbers.

hmm odd.

Kablizzy is a fire-work because fire-works make the noise "kablizzy" when they explode. obviously.

good.

Riobe is a piece of clothing that you wear around the house. RIOBE

Brainwasher is a tool.

Hey! No character attacks. Also, you didn't provide a reason. (such as Brainwasher is a tool, because you think I'm hammered; or he threw a wrench into your plans; or because...etcetera).

eganic is nearly organic.

izzy is good at tenis

notsteve is kitt.

O_o

condog is a corndog.

This might be obvious, but BeethoveN is a piano.

I think Snuggletummy is the actual name of a teddy bear.

condog is a conman.
Or something.

atob is a bathtub because it sounds like a tub