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N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.19 (21:42)
by beethoveN
okay, so I say something and you say how N (the ninja) get funnily destroyed by it and then list another object.

permanent marker

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.19 (21:45)
by NicNac14
could draw a mustache on N and humiliate him till he commits suicide...

A fly <(*_*")>

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.19 (21:48)
by beethoveN
N jumps up and come down to smash fly and stubs toe...

nicnac14

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.19 (21:52)
by MattKestrel
Makes N run face first into a mine >_<

A USB Stick

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.19 (21:54)
by beethoveN
n gets sucked in.

a snickers bar

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.19 (21:54)
by lookatthisisgoodatn
Goes out of control causing the ninja to run into a floor guard.
A feather.

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.19 (21:56)
by beethoveN
tickles him to death by suffocation.

metanet

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.19 (21:58)
by lookatthisisgoodatn
Too many maps: Ninja dies from exhaustion.
A booger.

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.19 (22:02)
by beethoveN
N swallows it and it makes him sick.

obama

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.19 (22:50)
by Izzy
The ninja dies from people calling it N so friggin much.

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.20 (01:09)
by beethoveN
you didn't also say a thing.

a baby

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.21 (13:58)
by wumbla
the baby ninja is so small the ninja trips over ity

a yellow drone

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.21 (14:12)
by lookatthisisgoodatn
The ninja gets blinded by the brightness and the drone zaps the **** out of him while s/he's blinded.
A nodachi.

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.22 (20:38)
by Pixon
N enters the demented world of the evil villain Jigsaw, who demands that N tells him what the definition of a nodachi is. Not knowing what it is, Jigsaw tortues him until N dies.

A lynch mob.

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.23 (01:49)
by Sithmaster
the ninja gets lynched


beating a level

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.23 (01:55)
by beethoveN
he lets it get to his head and doesn't see the floorguard.

shigeru miyamato

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.23 (02:58)
by Sithmaster
that name is scary enough to frighten the ninja to death.

a copy of final fantasy 36 (or what ever the hell number their up to)

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.23 (03:26)
by beethoveN
he gets so hungry that he eats it.

a

stcaaahaeeeyctoaoaoeee bomb

Space
Time
Continuum
And
Atom
And
Hydrogen
And
Everything
Else
Explosive
You
Can
Think
Of
And
On
And
On
Etc
Etc
Etc
for short

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.23 (22:13)
by Sithmaster
it goes "bam ity bam bam"?

an unguarded piece of gold at is right in front of you

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.23 (23:29)
by isaacx
that isn't really a piece of gold (but silver)

Me

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.24 (14:11)
by lookatthisisgoodatn
You fart and he dies.
A chair.

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.24 (16:26)
by DoctorAperture
he tries to sit on it, not knowing there is a mine underneath

Logic... mwehehe

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.24 (22:17)
by Sithmaster
his head ah-plodes


immortality and inviniciblity

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.24 (22:20)
by DoctorAperture
his body decomposes after millions of years of agony

Here's a fun one: omnipitence(did i spell that right?)

Re: N the destroyer

Posted: 2008.11.25 (23:11)
by Exüberance
Thinking he is omnipotent, he jumps off a cliff to demonstrate his power. Sadly, he then realizes he is omnipipent, which doesn't mean anything

A saying