The incomplete ortsz polls

[乳头的早餐谷物]

<noisette> 1. Elevators vs. escalators: elevators 30%, escalators 70%.
<noisette> 2. Friends characters: Ross 28%, Monica 28%, Chandler 21%, Joey 14%, Rachel 7%, Phoebe 0%.
<noisette> 3. Browser tabs: 1 4%, 2 4%, 3-5 40%, 6-9 20%, 10-14 12%, 15-24 0%, 25+ 20%.
<noisette> 4. Sandwiches: 1 slice open 15%, 1 slice folded 15%, multiple slices uncut 26%, multiple halved straight, 10%, multiple halved diagonally 21%, multiple quartered straight 0%, multiple quartered diagonally 0%, other 10%.
<noisette> 5. Medical symbology: caduceus 26%, rod of Asclepius 42%, both 26%, neither 5%.
<noisette> 6. Tastes: sweetness 48%, saltiness 25%, umami 17%, bitterness 5%, sourness 2%.
<noisette> 7. Weight: below 40 kg / 88 lb 4%, ...up to 50 kg / 110 lb 8%, ...60/132 26%, ...70/154 32%, ...80/176 16%, ...90/198 4%, ...100/220 4%, over 100 kg / 220 lb 6%.
<noisette> 8. Kilometre: KIL-o-me-tre 25%, ki-LOM-e-tre 50%, I'm an American hurr durr 25%.
<noisette> 9. Sauces: tomato/ketchup 100%, barbecue 0%.
<noisette> 10. Breast sizes: extra large 6%, large 43%, medium 31%, small 18%, extra small 0%.
<noisette> 11. French toast: sweet 63%, savoury 21%, what? 15%.
<noisette> 12. Birthdays: Jan 5%, Feb 5%, March 8%, April 10%, May 8%, June 0%, July 8%, August 13%, Septembrt 10%, October 8%, November 16%, December 5%.
<noisette> 13. Observing the distinction between less vs. fewer: religiously 8%, usually 41%, not usually 16%, never 33%.
<noisette> 14. Have you ever eaten starch-based packing peanuts: no 66%, yes 11%, yes and polystyrene ones too 22%.
<noisette> 15. Favourite citrus: orange 52%, grapefruit 17%, lemon 13%, lime 13%, other 4%.
<noisette> 16. Gold vs. silver: gold 39%, silver 60%.
<noisette> 17. Capitalisation: every word, 15%, title case 68%, sentence case 15%.
<noisette> 18. (Post-)modern?: postmodernism 64%, modernism 35%.
<noisette> 19. Tagging foreign song titles: original 72%, romanised 27%.
<noisette> 20. Earwax and ethnicity: dry/african 5%, dry/asian 23%, dry/european 17%, dry/other 5%, wet/african 0%, wet/asian 0%, wet/european 41%, wet/other 5%.
<noisette> 21. Pronunciation of either: 'eye-ther' consistently 0%, 'ee-ther' consistently 35%, 'eye-ther' preferred but inconsistently 41%, 'ee-ther' preferred but inconsistently 23%.
<noisette> 22. Cauliflower: sucks 55%, rocks 44%.
<noisette> 23. Exit: 'eg-zit' 57%, 'ek-sit' 42%.
<noisette> 24. Showers: curtain 66%, door 33%.
<noisette> 25. Envelope: 'en-vel-ope' 59%, 'on-vel-ope' 18%, no/little preference 22%.
<noisette> 26. Fork etiquette: American style 42%, European style 57%.
<noisette> 27. Chronotypes: morning person 7%, evening person 71%, neither/both 21%.
<noisette> 28. Eye colour: brown 31%, blue 31%, hazel 13%, green 7%, hetereochromatic 7%, grey 2%, other 5%.
<noisette> 29. Sneezing: through the mouth 54%, throught the nose 18%, both 27%.
<noisette> 30. Favourite season: spring 16%, summer 25%, autumn 25%, winter 25%, tropical wet 0%, tropical dry 8%.
<noisette> 31. Climate: monsoon 9%, desert 9%, semi-arid 9%, mediterranean 27%, humid subtropical 9%, oceanic 18%, humid continental 18%.
<noisette> 32. Achoo: bless you 63%, gesundheit 36%.
<noisette> 33. Seriousness/idiocy: cyberserious meatserious 37%, cyberserious meatidiotic 20%, cyberidiotic meatidiotic 17, cyberidiotic meatserious 24%.
<noisette> 34. Wristwatches: no 33%, whenever I go out 13%, everywhere except in bed/shower/etc 40%, always 13%.
<noisette> 35. Whistling: inhaling 21%, exhaling 21%, both 21%, can't 36%.
<noisette> 36. Ambient temperature: < 1°C (33°F) 3%, 11-15°C (51-59°F) 11%, 16-20°C (60-68°F) 25%, 21-25°C (69-77°F) 40%, 26-30°C (78-86°F) 14%, > 30°C (86°F) 3%.
<noisette> 37. Asteriks: *asterisk 68%, asterisk* 25%, s/asteriks/asterisk 6%.
<noisette> 38. Navel lint: never 27%, sometimes / small quantities 61%, often / large quantities 5%, always 5%.
<noisette> 39. Tasty mammals: pig 35%, cow 25%, deer 16%, sheep 16%, cat 3%, dog 3%.
<noisette> 40. Sexual orientation: 0 (exclusively heterosexual) 38%, 1 48%, 2 6%, 3 0%, 4 2%, 5 2%, 6 (exclusively homosexual) 0%, X (asexual, non-sexual) 2%.
<noisette> 41. Soviet leaders: Lenin 31%, Stalin 10%, Khruschev 3%, Brezhnev 3%, Gorbachev 10%, Tsukatu 41%.
<noisette> 42. More wristwatches: left arm 36%, right arm 13%, both arms 7%, no 42%.
<noisette> 43. Rice vs. bread: rice 30%, bread 69%.
<noisette> 44. Grains: corn 8%, rice 42%, wheat 48%.
<noisette> 45. City vs. country: city 71%, country 28%.