Fire Danger: Episode Fifteen

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.10.02 (08:49)

FIRE DANGER

Fire Danger is an irregularly-published webcomic written and illustrated by me. The original Fire Danger comics had a small number of panels, often only the one, and weren't very good. The new Fire Danger comics have far too many panels and tend to be pretty okay I guess amazing. If you don't think they are very good, you've obviously missed the ultra-clever obscure references around which much of the humour depends. It's okay, it's not your fault. Your parents didn't raise you right.
Click for the new Fire Danger archives.

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Alternative ending.

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Click for the old Fire Danger archives.

1. no stylus, no style
"The first issue is in MS Paint, so it may seem a parody--a fair assumption on your part--but it isn't really. I'm somewhere without a scanner at the moment so this is the best I can do."
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2. text tool
After complaints about the style of the comic.
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3. hat
RN: "This needs to be updated."
Me: "If you say so."

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4. wwjd: cern
"It seems the update schedule is 'whenever RN tells me to do it'."
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5. wwjd: not the news
"I didn't properly commit to this one—you might say I pulled out early. Jesus certainly wouldn't be pleased with that."
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6. wwjd: bohemian
"It's impossible to tell what might have happened if he had been accepted, but things surely couldn't have turned out worse."
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7. poorly drawn approximations
"As for the RN-mandated update, I haven't really got any good ideas. Still, the show must go on, and this opens the way for a better joke."
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8. barbershop
"Here is the promised better joke."
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9. lawn bowls
"I've just realised that Fire Danger has become an actual thing."
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10. true story
"7's terrible comics inspired me to recount this true story."
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11. another true story
"Another true story:"
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12. fairy tale
"I realise my previous illustration may have been too cynical and ruined the magic of the staff decision-making process, so I have an alternative comic for those of you who prefer fairy tales. Fairy tales with rats."
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13. floor-pissing
"Analogy by tetris."
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14. snowclone
"Like it needed to be said."
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15. résumé
"If you've been waiting for the latest installment, wait no more! It's ALL NEW FIRE DANGER! (In memoriam for no particular reason.)"
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16. enlightenment
"Buddha is usually depicted sitting in the lotus position, but in this comic he's in a position I call 'highly uncomfortable'."
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17. hobby
"Not quite parody, not quite theft: it's an homage."
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18. bizarre love triangle
";___;"
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19. gravy train
"I feel so extraordinary!"
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20. imperial
"One day."
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21. chaos theory
"Oh No! More Fire Danger!"
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22. chaos, again
"For your enjoyment!"
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23. predictions: LHC
"Or, "you're on my hidden camera show called the Jesus Christ Experiment!""
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24. predictions: eclipse
"It'll be the largest of the 21st century."
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25. fired anger
"<maestro> On a scale of 1 to 10, how litigious does Dave seem?"
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26. fired anger II
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"
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27. predictions: elsewhere...
"Your Gross National Happiness is no match for our Gross National Product, bitches."
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28. cod wars
"Not to be confused with the Cold War."
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29. merch
"Not to be outdone:"
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30. McCAIN
"It wasn't not my idea and it wasn't made for Fire Danger, but fuck it, it's got a flame. Here's how it went down:"
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31. I know
Audience participation!?
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A tribute to Spamusement!
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...And Quartered
"Continuity broken in response."
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Postby Lenny » 2008.10.02 (08:54)

Hooray! I'm number four!

Why does RN control the comics? O_O_O
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Postby Condog » 2008.10.02 (09:08)

You should really concentrate on the 'World Domination' task.
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Postby runningninja » 2008.10.02 (13:45)

Because RN loves the comic.
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Postby Lachesis » 2008.10.04 (23:47)

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Postby Turtle » 2008.10.05 (00:30)

Most of these were funny, and the rest I just didn't understand, probably referencing something I don't know.

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Postby Animator » 2008.10.05 (01:09)

Man, I love these, especially the cynical feeling at number 11.
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Postby Izzy » 2008.10.05 (01:20)

I loved all of them, especially #11.

/wants more Fire Danger and World Domination.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.10.15 (10:54)

If you've been waiting for the latest installment, wait no more! It's ALL NEW FIRE DANGER!

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(In memoriam for no particular reason.)

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Postby Condog » 2008.10.15 (12:11)

Hey, that looks like my résumé...
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Postby runningninja » 2008.10.15 (13:06)

Condog wrote:Hey, that looks like my résumé...
XD all the way.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.10.16 (10:49)

Buddha is usually depicted sitting in the lotus position, but in this comic he's in a position I call 'highly uncomfortable'.

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Postby Kablizzy » 2008.10.16 (17:46)

God, I love you.
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Postby Izzy » 2008.10.16 (21:45)

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Postby Mosh » 2008.10.24 (06:11)

What the feezles? Paint? Enlightenment? This is fantastorgasmic.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.10.25 (15:28)

Not quite parody, not quite theft: it's an homage.

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.11.19 (12:16)

;___;

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Postby unoriginal name » 2008.11.19 (14:51)

Oh God, I really, really love that one for some reason. Probably its highboil undersea psycho-eroticism did the trick.

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.11.20 (12:09)

I feel so extraordinary!

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Postby Condog » 2008.11.20 (12:25)

maestro wrote:Not quite parody, not quite theft: it's an homage.

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Ahahaha, I love that one. Funny shit.
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Postby BNW » 2008.11.22 (17:54)

Amazing and funny. I love it.

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.12.13 (08:12)

One day.

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.12.24 (06:58)

Oh No! More Fire Danger!

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Postby TheSeer » 2008.12.25 (11:30)

10. true story
"7's terrible comics inspired me to recount this true story."
*sniffs*

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.12.25 (14:22)

TheSeer wrote:
10. true story
"7's terrible comics inspired me to recount this true story."
*sniffs*
Eheheh.



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