INSOMNICON 2009: THE PLAY STATION.

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Postby spudzalot » 2009.03.14 (05:04)

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Opposites attract?
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Postby Kablizzy » 2009.03.14 (05:08)

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Postby Paddy » 2009.03.14 (05:09)

"WTF. We are magnetized."
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Mmh bread

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Postby SkyRay » 2009.03.14 (05:09)

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
SHAPE OF SMOKING HOT FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL IN G-STRING
FORM OF OVERLY EXCITED ASIAN MAN GRASPING HIS OVER SIZED CHICK-MAGNET

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Postby _red___xiii_ » 2009.03.14 (05:11)

"Only in Japan"

or

"You think there gay separate? See them when we turn their magnets on".

Damn... I suck at this.

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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.03.14 (05:11)

THE LESSON OF REPULSIVE WHEN OPPOSING POLAR SHOULD BE INSCRIBED BUT RECALL FOREVER THAT IS NOT CONSTANT EFFECTIVE

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Postby Leaff » 2009.03.14 (05:12)

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Postby Studebacher Hoch » 2009.03.14 (05:12)

HEADLINE: Power Rangers: Mystic Magnet Force, or Super Sentai BattleCrotch Magnasplosion, cancelled; Japan baffled.

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Postby otters~1 » 2009.03.14 (05:13)

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SUPERSONIC! ELECTRONIC!


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Postby Snuggletummy » 2009.03.14 (05:13)

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Cracked.com wrote:All video-game characters are in fact made of cotton candy. This theory, and only this theory, can explain the cat-like hydrophobia shared universally by their kind. How else are we to believe that Frogger, a frog, is killed instantly on contact with water?

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Postby Riobe » 2009.03.14 (05:14)

And I thought American clubs were crazy. Damn.
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Postby Zephyr » 2009.03.14 (05:14)

South-I've been trying to tell you this for a long time...I'm attracted to you.
North-Wow, really? Me too! I could always feel the electricity between us.
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.

Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.


Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

[13:50:29] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
[13:32:50] -->| Zeph ([email protected]) has joined #Worldcup

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Postby Sucker » 2009.03.14 (05:14)

Physics my ass.
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Postby JeRK » 2009.03.14 (05:17)

Japan unveils new inexhaustible energy source - Ass magnet-based generators to revitalize world economy
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As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant. They too have their story.

Yes, even the bloody nitwits.

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Postby Rikaninja » 2009.03.14 (05:21)

S: Ouch, that elephant sure knows how to squash that Japanese chik. Me need to use magnet power mun!
N: Ya Mun. I knw wht you mean mun. Big boobs mumm.
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Postby GamingWolf » 2009.03.14 (05:24)

S: "From the North pole"
N: "To the south of the border"
Both: "Our wangs gyrate at the tropic of prostate cancer"
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Postby BNW » 2009.03.14 (05:28)

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Postby Jiggerjaw » 2009.03.14 (05:29)

Who was whether or not able to be dipped in other something? 私We have a/the magnet!
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Postby _red___xiii_ » 2009.03.14 (05:40)

""Hey do you have AIDS?"
"I'm positive!""

Good one. Although you should have made it even worse of a pun IMO:

S: You gave me AIDS!!!
N: Didn't I tell you? I'm HIV positive!
*Music: Wah wah wahhhhhh*

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