INSOMNICON 2009: THE PLAY STATION.

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Postby JeRK » 2009.03.14 (17:38)

I did find this, but...

...no fan-drawn image could ever get to the real life footage.

Just looking at that, I can almost feel his hand touching my shouldHNNNNAOOOOMPPFF
Go placidly among the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence.
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and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant. They too have their story.

Yes, even the bloody nitwits.

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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.03.14 (18:00)

Pitch a show to [adult swim] here. Mention the target demographic!

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Studebacher Hoch: 22
gloomp: 20
Paddy: 19
Sucker: 18
Kablizzy: 16+++
JeRK: 15
Luminaflare: 14+++
Pikman: 14
tanner: 14++
Snuggletummy: 12+++
spudzalot: 11+
Donfuy: 11 ++
SkyRay: 10+++
Be_Nspired: 10+++
UniverseZero: 9+++
Rikaninja: 9+++
esay: 8+++
zeph: 8+++
Life247: 7+++
Riobe: 7+++
Jiggerjaw: 7+++
George: 7+++
Leaff: 7+++
Flagmyidol: 7+++
maxson: 6+++
kai: 6+++
Skyline: 5 +++
red13: 5+++
Laurie: 5++
faemir: 5
sept: 4 +++
LouDog004: 3 +++
Izzy: 3+++
squibbles: 2+++
Yahoozy: 2 +++
Obylisk: 2 +++
axonn: 2 +++
BNW: 2+++
GamingWolf: 2+++
lord_day: 1 +++
GTM: 1+++
29403: 1+++

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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.03.14 (18:02)

Dude's a superhero that's got balls for a face. "Captain Faceballs". Episodes are 10 minutes long. Curious George art style. Testicle puns for a single season of 7 episodes.
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Postby Studebacher Hoch » 2009.03.14 (18:22)

The show is called Egonpse Tsapuorqs, and it is merely episodes of Spongebob Squarepants that have lapsed from copyright, played backwards at high speeds.

Before and after each ad break, a high-speed data burst composed entirely of Ernest Borgnine emoting is sent screaming into your optic nerve; weeks later, for reasons that cannot be explained by science, devoted followers of the show begin to suspect that their hamburger meat is developing sentience.

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Postby Sucker » 2009.03.14 (18:23)

Tetris pieces with cocks.
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Postby Tanner » 2009.03.14 (18:31)

Show: Meme and Yuu
Premise: Meme and Yuu are sister and brother, respectively. The show is basically Dora The Explorer but with Leroy Jenkins and Dragonball Z instead of Spanish.
Demographic: Kindergarten to grade six.
Runtime: 17 minutes per episode. The rest of the half hour is commercials.

In the pilot episode, Yuu discovers that his sister has beat his highscore on his favourite flash game. He locks himself in his room with his computer and vows not to come out until he takes back his place on the top of the list. After three days, Meme finds him collapsed on the floor outside his room covered in Coke and Cheetos stains. They make up and live happily ever after.
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Postby Paddy » 2009.03.14 (18:36)

Name: Bleeding Anus
Type: Cartoon
Demographic: Children
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.03.14 (18:46)

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Krotchy
Type of show
Educational
(Aimed at kids who don't know why their dick grows)

What it educates
Educates kids to spank it, spank the krotchy. We live in a society where kids aren't informed about their real capacities, they can't utilize the most out of their bodies for their own pleasure. They can even share their pleasure. (and it's free, they don't need that thing called Playtion 1 or something).

Show
Each show consists of three parts:The Theory!, How it should be Done! and Do it Yourself!. They're self explanatory.

Krotchy's the teacher.


Bonus
You get respected by the parents and you get to sell the Krotchy doll to the masses!
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Postby Pikman » 2009.03.14 (18:49)

Show Name: Off-Camera
Premise: This deep show takes a look at how kids' cartoons would be more hilarious with slight changes in speech. For example, Sesame Street's Count becomes "The Cunt."
Demographic: Rebellious teenagers who like to torture stuffed animals.
Runtime: 40-minute episodes. Fill in commercials to form one hour.

The opening episode will look at the various times that the artists of SpongeBob Squarepants neglected to draw in reproductive organs. The first segment will feature pictures and scenes of Bob naked, while the second segment will focus mostly on what you can do with the handle of a jellyfish net.

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Postby JeRK » 2009.03.14 (18:59)

Name: Sixty Seconds of Awesome with [insert name of famous scriptwriter here]

Simply put, one-minute shorts consisting purely of Crowning Moments Of Awesome.

Target demographic: Young adults
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Go placidly among the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.03.14 (18:59)

Find a bride for this nightmare:

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maestro+blue_tetris: (21+3)-----------
Studebacher Hoch: 23
gloomp: 21
Paddy: 20
Sucker: 19
Kablizzy: 16+++
tanner: 15++
JeRK: 16
Pikman: 15
Luminaflare: 14+++
Snuggletummy: 12+++
Donfuy: 12 ++
spudzalot: 11++
SkyRay: 10+++
Be_Nspired: 10+++
UniverseZero: 9+++
Rikaninja: 9+++
esay: 8+++
zeph: 8+++
Life247: 7+++
Riobe: 7+++
Jiggerjaw: 7+++
George: 7+++
Leaff: 7+++
Flagmyidol: 7+++
maxson: 6+++
kai: 6+++
Skyline: 5 +++
red13: 5+++
Laurie: 5+++
faemir: 5+
sept: 4 +++
LouDog004: 3 +++
Izzy: 3+++
squibbles: 2+++
Yahoozy: 2 +++
Obylisk: 2 +++
axonn: 2 +++
BNW: 2+++
GamingWolf: 2+++
lord_day: 1 +++
GTM: 1+++
29403: 1+++


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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.03.14 (19:12)

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Postby Donfuy » 2009.03.14 (19:15)

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I wanted to be kind of original here.
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Postby Tanner » 2009.03.14 (19:15)

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Postby JeRK » 2009.03.14 (19:21)

Social, friendly, open and SINGLE! Maybe not safe to view if you're really in that sort of situation EH I DON'T KNOW BOOBS ENSUE.
Go placidly among the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant. They too have their story.

Yes, even the bloody nitwits.

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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.03.14 (20:00)

Island Hijinks:

You are trapped on an island with Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, and Aaron Echkhart. Who would you fuck, who would you have intellectual converse with, and who would you eat, as a meal?




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maestro+blue_tetris: (21+4)+
Studebacher Hoch: 24+
gloomp: 22+
Paddy: 21+
Sucker: 20+
tanner: 17+++
JeRK: 17+
Pikman: 16+
Kablizzy: 16+++
Luminaflare: 14+++
Donfuy: 13 +++
Snuggletummy: 12+++
spudzalot: 11+++
SkyRay: 10+++
Be_Nspired: 10+++
UniverseZero: 9+++
Rikaninja: 9+++
esay: 8+++
zeph: 8+++
Life247: 7+++
Riobe: 7+++
Jiggerjaw: 7+++
George: 7+++
Leaff: 7+++
Flagmyidol: 7+++
maxson: 6+++
kai: 6+++
faemir: 6++
Skyline: 5 +++
red13: 5+++
Laurie: 5+++
sept: 4 +++
LouDog004: 3 +++
Izzy: 3+++
squibbles: 2+++
Yahoozy: 2 +++
Obylisk: 2 +++
axonn: 2 +++
BNW: 2+++
GamingWolf: 2+++
lord_day: 1 +++
GTM: 1+++
29403: 1+++
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Postby Paddy » 2009.03.14 (20:03)

I would eat Aaron Echkhart. I would fuck Brat Pitt. And I would some funny intellectual converse with Johnny Depp.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.03.14 (20:04)

Aaron Echkhart is one sexy man. I'd totally fuck him.
Johnny Depp seems like a quirky, interesting fellow. I'd love to have a good converse with him.
Brad Pitt would taste good with a dash of paprika.


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