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Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.23 (09:36)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
I was trying this thing, but I can't get it to do right. Help!! :o
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.23 (11:13)
by Atilla
Have you tried reversing the polarity of the secondary transfluxor array?
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.23 (11:27)
by Vyacheslav
Try restarting first and then see if your problem occurs again.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.23 (13:42)
by otters~1
Take off your clothes. Blindfold yourself.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.23 (22:01)
by T3chno
You know what you need?
Some Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.23 (23:22)
by smartalco
Try holding down ctrl-shift-option-F6-4-8-*-home-s-k-Esc-RMB for exactly 7.4 seconds on the first tuesday after a full moon.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.24 (01:09)
by otters
You'll need to aptget the telnet client and try to reflux the hosts folder. If that doesn't work, reboot your handlers and reflap.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.24 (04:51)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
I tried to do what you said but I might've done it wrong. The problem persists, albeit only partially.
Where did I mess up?
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.24 (05:05)
by aids
flagmyidol wrote:Take off your clothes. Blindfold yourself.
Sig'd.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.24 (12:19)
by Vyacheslav
Tsukatu wrote:I tried to do what you said but I might've done it wrong. The problem persists, albeit only partially.
Where did I mess up?
Hey, what are your computer specs? OS?
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.24 (13:22)
by Tanner
87654321 wrote:Hey, what are your computer specs? OS?
Also, towards which cardinal direction does your DVD drive open? Try pointing it towards Mecca.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.24 (18:34)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
87654321 wrote:Tsukatu wrote:I tried to do what you said but I might've done it wrong. The problem persists, albeit only partially.
Where did I mess up?
Hey, what are your computer specs? OS?
I think it's a Dell, but it could be a Mac.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.24 (21:27)
by otters~1
rennaT wrote:87654321 wrote:Hey, what are your computer specs? OS?
Also, towards which cardinal direction does your DVD drive open? Try pointing it towards Mecca.
I admit I smiled at that.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.25 (09:07)
by Lenny
flagmyidol wrote:rennaT wrote:87654321 wrote:Hey, what are your computer specs? OS?
Also, towards which cardinal direction does your DVD drive open? Try pointing it towards Mecca.
I admit I smiled at that.
Hahaha, that's quite clever.
Also, your ambiguous multi-OS could easily be causing the problem. You may want to consider unplugging every single plug, then turning it into an amazingly large paperweight.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.25 (09:27)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
Get a Mac.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.25 (12:30)
by Tunco
ortsz wrote:Get a Mac.
Install Linux to your Windows Vista/XP whatever.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.25 (12:48)
by scythe
Have you tried formatting your motherboard?
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.25 (13:34)
by Vyacheslav
Have you tried pressing the any key?
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.25 (15:45)
by otters
If the keyboard can't connect, press F1 to continue.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.25 (18:35)
by t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư
I solved the problem.
Thanks!!
As this is probably a common problem, I'm going to sticky this so that people can link to it if someone comes by with the same issue.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.26 (00:01)
by T3chno
I told you to not use the phone with dial-up connected. :P
Silly Suki
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.26 (02:08)
by Ampersand
GLOBAL ANNOUNCEMENT'D!
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.26 (02:36)
by beethoveN
what thing?
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.26 (04:12)
by OneSevenNine
Make a little voodoo doll of your system32 folder, and poke it randomly until you find the corrupted data. Then cut out the affected area, burn it, and scatter the ashes onto your motherboard.
Re: Computer Problems
Posted: 2009.09.26 (05:31)
by Ignate
Smack your computer with a wrench.
And if that fails, use Glad Force Flex Bags. Crisis aversion guaranteed.