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Postby Tanner » 2010.09.07 (03:29)

Just saw this movie and it is the best film ever created. 10/10 movie of the millennium.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2010.09.07 (04:37)

What? No. You're damning it with faint praise.

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Postby a happy song » 2010.09.07 (05:39)

Oh yes.

I'd forgotten all about this. Did you really find it enjoyable, or fun because it was so bad?

I haven't seen an RR film yet that I didn't enjoy.
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Postby Tanner » 2010.09.07 (13:00)

It takes B-movie with a budget to the next level. As such, it is full of over-the-top violence, nudity, violence and one liners. But it is so full of them and so aware that it is full of them that it breaches the seams of awesome. It's everything the Grindhouse movies should have been. I mean, I liked the Grindhouse movies a lot but felt that they just didn't quite live up to the expectation. Machete so does.

This is the first movie I've ever seen that, after watching it in theaters, I look forward to owning it on DVD. I'm entertaining the thought of seeing it again in theaters which is something I said I'd never do for any movie.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.09.07 (15:58)

hairscapades wrote:It takes B-movie with a budget to the next level. As such, it is full of over-the-top violence, nudity, violence and one liners. But it is so full of them and so aware that it is full of them that it breaches the seams of awesome. It's everything the Grindhouse movies should have been. I mean, I liked the Grindhouse movies a lot but felt that they just didn't quite live up to the expectation. Machete so does.

This is the first movie I've ever seen that, after watching it in theaters, I look forward to owning it on DVD. I'm entertaining the thought of seeing it again in theaters which is something I said I'd never do for any movie.
Oh wow, you were disappointed with the Grindhouse movies? I thought they were brilliant both as homage and as stand-alone films.
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Postby Tanner » 2010.09.07 (23:57)

SłappyMcGee wrote:Oh wow, you were disappointed with the Grindhouse movies? I thought they were brilliant both as homage and as stand-alone films.
I wasn't disappointed by them at all. Like I said before, I liked them a lot but they just aren't on the same level as Machete.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.09.08 (00:59)

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SłappyMcGee wrote:Oh wow, you were disappointed with the Grindhouse movies? I thought they were brilliant both as homage and as stand-alone films.
I wasn't disappointed by them at all. Like I said before, I liked them a lot but they just aren't on the same level as Machete.

I thought the definition of disappointment was not living up to expectations.
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Postby Tanner » 2010.09.08 (01:01)

Alright, then I guess I was a tiny bit disappointed by the Grindhouse movies. They're still great films.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.09.08 (03:44)

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Postby unoriginal name » 2010.09.08 (05:44)

SłappyMcGee wrote:MACHETE
WILL RETURN

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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.09.08 (13:12)

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:
SłappyMcGee wrote:MACHETE
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Postby Tanner » 2010.09.08 (13:31)

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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.09.08 (16:17)

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Postby aids » 2010.09.08 (16:26)

EATS A PUMA
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.09.08 (16:55)

Aidiera wrote:EATS A PUMA


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You are such a groove killer.
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Postby Tanner » 2010.09.08 (19:33)

Aidiera wrote:EATS A PUMA
You just fucked with the wrong Canexican.
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Postby otters~1 » 2010.09.08 (21:56)

a happy song wrote:I haven't seen an RR film yet that I didn't enjoy.
Had all kinds of things to say here until my brain was derailed by this.


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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.09.09 (00:01)

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a happy song wrote:I haven't seen an RR film yet that I didn't enjoy.
Had all kinds of things to say here until my brain was derailed by this.


PS: Is this a good place to mention that my dad roomed with RobRod in college?

DUDE WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE TEXAN I WAS GOING TO ASK

BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DUMB

LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF I KNOW REGINE
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Postby T3chno » 2010.09.09 (00:48)

SłappyMcGee wrote:LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF I KNOW REGINE
DO YOU?
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.09.09 (00:50)

Techno wrote:
SłappyMcGee wrote:LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF I KNOW REGINE
DO YOU?

I have seen them practice in Farnham but I have not spoken to them.
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Postby T3chno » 2010.09.09 (01:38)

SłappyMcGee wrote:
Techno wrote:
SłappyMcGee wrote:LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF I KNOW REGINE
DO YOU?

I have seen them practice in Farnham but I have not spoken to them.
Oh, that's still pretty awesome.
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Postby otters~1 » 2010.09.09 (18:07)

SłappyMcGee wrote: DUDE WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE TEXAN I WAS GOING TO ASK

BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DUMB
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

I don't have any connection to anyone else famous. But I see Mia Hamm and Lance Armstrong and Sandra Bullock and people occasionally at the mall or jogging by my house and also my friend lives next to Michael Dell and he has some tasteless fucking yardart of two elephants having sex.

But, yeah, dumb question.
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