The shittest movies in the entire history of the world

Postby **otters~1** » 2010.01.03 (06:29)

Hook sucked. Edward Scissorhands didn't.

Burton's cool, a bit overrated. Depp I could never get tired of.

http://nmaps.net/user/rennaT · Postby **Tanner** » 2010.01.04 (12:18)

Sweeney Todd was really good too. But yeah, he hasn't really done anything worthwhile.

I like Tim Burton films for the music, largely, and that's almost entirely done by Danny Elfman. Plus Elfman's married to Bridget Fonda and she was Linda in Army of Darkness. So... yeah.

http://nmaps.net/user/TheEverPresent · Postby **TheEverPresent** » 2010.01.12 (03:37)

I thought plan 9 the second i looked at this topic. Just saw it again recently, just for kicks.
So funny, my favorite part is when the guy gets his own wife's name wrong. (calls her by the actors name)

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2010.01.13 (19:05)

rennaT wrote:Sweeney Todd was really good too. But yeah, he hasn't really done anything worthwhile.

I like Tim Burton films for the music, largely, and that's almost entirely done by Danny Elfman. Plus Elfman's married to Bridget Fonda and she was Linda in Army of Darkness. So... yeah.

She was? Shit!

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2010.01.19 (17:55)

Oh, "Public Enemies" would be in the worst movies list.

http://nmaps.net/user/rocket_thumped · Postby **rocket_thumped** » 2010.01.19 (20:22)

Tunco wrote:Oh, "Public Enemies" would be in the worst movies list.

I wouldn't go that far, it was definitely different. I loved the shots with the magnesium burn for night photography.

The Happening was pretty awful, to the point I actually liked it.

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2010.01.19 (20:40)

rocket_thumped wrote:
Tunco wrote:Oh, "Public Enemies" would be in the worst movies list.
The Happening was pretty awful, to the point I actually liked it.

What? Even the subject was pretty decent, execution was pretty bad and constrained. On another note, I laughed at the old woman banging her head to window, that made me laugh for a whole 10 minutes.

http://nmaps.net/user/shortshift · Postby **schickquattro** » 2010.01.29 (20:13)

Knowing

http://nmaps.net/user/heartattack · Postby **Heartattack** » 2010.02.06 (09:21)

Paranormal Activity. At no point in that movie was I scared. And when the demon thing dragged her out of bed? I swear that movie was a freakin comedy.

http://nmaps.net/user/gloomp · Postby **unoriginal name** » 2010.02.08 (23:06)

Wait, wait, what are you guys talking about? Public Enemies was really good, almost great. I would give it three to three and a half stars out of four.

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2010.02.09 (16:24)

Heartattack wrote:Paranormal Activity. At no point in that movie was I scared. And when the demon thing dragged her out of bed? I swear that movie was a freakin comedy.

No, no no. It's a good movie with a very little budget. It is strange though.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Torex** » 2010.02.27 (00:52)

I had to watch this film adaptation of Animal Farm at school. It was made by Hallmark, so I knew it was gonna be bad, but dear God, do they know how to throw shit in people's faces. It barely stayed to the plot of the book, Old Major scared the shit out of everyone in the room, the animatronics and CGI were shitty, and the DVD menu reminded everyone of Saw.

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2010.02.27 (17:54)

Dudes, how did I forgot this; Speed Racer. Come on, the guy's name is Speed and last name is Racer? That doesn't make sense at all.

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2010.02.28 (04:13)

Tunco wrote:Dudes, how did I forgot this; Speed Racer. Come on, the guy's name is Speed and last name is Racer? That doesn't make sense at all.

Dude, Speed Racer is criminally underrated.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Vyacheslav** » 2010.02.28 (05:38)

The Grudge.

http://nmaps.net/user/Orion_ · Postby **Broghan** » 2010.03.01 (00:54)

All of the Saw films. Terrible. Just terrible. UGH!

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2010.03.01 (17:43)

Broghan wrote:All of the Saw films. Terrible. Just terrible. UGH!

I like it how when I got to imdb.com and look through all Saw movies from I to VI, the ratings eventually start to drop. :D

Though the main plot is something that is has never been done before, (speaking of the 1st movie) therefore, they're kinda original and have their own taste of horrow-mystery type, which is cool.

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2010.04.17 (11:58)

SlappyMcGee wrote:Dude, Speed Racer is criminally underrated.

Just because something is old doesn't make it good. Look at my grandparents.

Yes Man was awful. I don't think I like Jim Carrey much.

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2010.04.29 (05:12)

Blackson wrote:Any movie with Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel in it because Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel are in it.

Elf was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2010.04.29 (05:22)

I watched this on a plane once. Utterly awful and generic.

http://nmaps.net/user/astheoceansblue · Postby **a happy song** » 2010.04.29 (19:53)

I watched The Spirit last night.

After months and months of reading/hearing so much hate directed at it, I found myself a little bemused. The direction is pretty awful (some real sloppy editing work, too), and the entire thing is just /so/ derivative of the Sin City movie (even though a case could be argued that Frank Miller translated to film in a perfect world would always look just like this as the style is his comics in perfect motion), but I found the film to be quite enjoyable for the most part and managed to sit through it in one viewing (which is rare for me when the general consensus is so poor).

If I had to rate it, I'd be stuck somewhere between a 6 and a 7/10, but this could be because I really did have the lowest expectations I've had for a film for some time.

What did you guys think of it?

http://nmaps.net/user/rocket_thumped · Postby **rocket_thumped** » 2010.04.29 (21:26)

a happy song wrote:I watched The Spirit last night.

After months and months of reading/hearing so much hate directed at it, I found myself a little bemused. The direction is pretty awful (some real sloppy editing work, too), and the entire thing is just /so/ derivative of the Sin City movie (even though a case could be argued that Frank Miller translated to film in a perfect world would always look just like this as the style is his comics in perfect motion), but I found the film to be quite enjoyable for the most part and managed to sit through it in one viewing (which is rare for me when the general consensus is so poor).

If I had to rate it, I'd be stuck somewhere between a 6 and a 7/10, but this could be because I really did have the lowest expectations I've had for a film for some time.

What did you guys think of it?

I saw it in theaters. I liked some of the visuals, but it was mostly garbage.

http://nmaps.net/user/astheoceansblue · Postby **a happy song** » 2010.04.29 (21:45)

rocket_thumped wrote:
I saw it in theaters. I liked some of the visuals, but it was mostly garbage.

I wonder how much I was affected by the absolutely ground-zero expectations I had for it then....

How'd you rate Sin City?

Postby **otters~1** » 2010.04.29 (21:54)

maxson924 wrote:
Blackson wrote:Any movie with Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel in it because Adam Sandler or/and Will Ferrel are in it.
Elf was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

Yuuuuuuck.

http://nmaps.net/user/astheoceansblue · Postby **a happy song** » 2010.04.29 (21:57)

Happy Gilmore I enjoyed, and Punch Drunk Love too. I like Adam every now and then, but he does have his /one/ successful "I'm an angry guy who's surprisingly tough yet sensitive underneath it all" thing he does. It only occasionally works for me; in general his films are straight to DVD quality.

So yeh, Happy Gilmore. If you hate that you'll probably hate it all.

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