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Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (04:38)
by capt_weasle
Creating new threads
I can't think of anything
Ironic to say
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (04:41)
by kai
when lo and behold!
the lord of insanity
enters the building
edit: FIRST
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (04:46)
by aids
Haiku One-Liner
Walked into a bar.
He asked, "Where the ladies at?"
Then he saw his wife.
(Fine. Happy now SlappyMcGee?)
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (04:47)
by SlappyMcGee
Life247 wrote:Walked into a bar.
He asked, "Where're the ladies at?"
Then he saw his wife.
The second line has eight syllables. Fail.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (04:51)
by aids
Err, how about you pronounce it as one syllable, which is why there's an apostrophe.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (04:57)
by kai
phail is not grammar,
you silly goose.... dont you know?
teh phail is teh PHAIL!!!!
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (05:04)
by aids
Leetspeek brings me down.
Why is grammer thrown away?
/me just sits and cries.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (05:04)
by SlappyMcGee
Life247 wrote:Err, how about you pronounce it as one syllable, which is why there's an apostrophe.
Except that isn't how it's pronounced. It's pronounced like "wearer".
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (05:08)
by capt_weasle
Bickering is bad
Why don't we solve the problem
In Haiku format?
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (05:11)
by aids
Bug off Dr. Phil.
Who gave you your Ph. D.?
O. Winfrey knows best.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (05:16)
by kai
Life247 wrote:Leetspeek brings me down.
Why is grammer thrown away?
/me just sits and cries.
wtf? wouldnt "/me" be 3 syllables? depending on whether you say it "slash M E" or "slash me", but either way its more then 5. and you misspelled grammar.
little boy crying,
who put blood on your teddy?
oh, thats so messed up.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (05:23)
by aids
I'm a total fool.
Spell check will not work for me.
Thanks for noticing.
-
Tiny Bobby Jones
Killed his pooch with marmalade.
Rex bled on the bear.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (17:45)
by Izzy
Izzy now decides
To post on this haiku thread
He clicks "Post Reply."
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.24 (21:59)
by Cheez
Fried, the chicken is
Arteries are stopped up now
Don't eat KFC.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (05:04)
by aids
~ *
; .
!
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (07:51)
by Condog
Life247 wrote:~ *
; .
!
Explain to me please
How to pronounce those symbols
That does not make sense.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (08:07)
by 29403
USA symbolsSwirl Dash Asterisk
Semi-colon period
Exclamation Mark
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (08:12)
by aids
Use your common sense.
Just pronounce them as you would
Speak their names out loud.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (08:48)
by origami_alligator
Life247 wrote:~ *
; .
!
Congratulations,
Arbitrarily speaking,
You win the thread, dude.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (08:55)
by Spawn of Yanni
Life247 wrote:~ *
; .
!
Ahahahahah
Gahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (10:20)
by Condog
29403 wrote:USA symbolsSwirl Dash Asterisk
Semi-colon period
Exclamation Mark
Ah yes i see now.
I pronounced swirl dash as tilde
And full-stop wrong too.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (10:27)
by 乳头的早餐谷物
Condog wrote:29403 wrote:USA symbolsSwirl Dash Asterisk
Semi-colon period
Exclamation Mark
Ah yes i see now.
I pronounced swirl dash as tilde
And full-stop wrong too.
For enlightenment
Know that the 'e' in tilde
Will not be silent
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (16:55)
by aids
Manus Australis wrote:Life247 wrote:~ *
; .
!
Congratulations,
Arbitrarily speaking,
You win the thread, dude.
Forgive me; I'm confused.
Why just arbitrarily?
I thought that one out.
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (19:53)
by Cheez
Life247 wrote:~ *
; .
!
Look at this post here
Life247 is genius
He gets a cookie
Re: Haikus
Posted: 2009.04.25 (20:59)
by EdoI
I can't make any of these
can you can you can you
I ask you respond what?