The Metanet Poetry Competition! WEEK 2!

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Postby Aphex » 2009.09.03 (20:15)

THATS RIGHT! A POETRY COMPETITION! IT'LL INVOLVE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRUGS, SEX AND PARTYS!
This competition is open to everyone, from the hardcore poetry enthusiasts, to the guys who have never read a poem in their life. Although please do have a good go at it if you sign up :)
Anyway, enough with the formalities, here is the bare bones of the competition:
1) The competition will kick off today, and will last for around about 10 weeks.
2) Each week I will give you a theme, which may be about the subject, the structure, or using a particular literary device.
3) Using the given theme, you carefully craft a stunning poem, which you then pm to me before the deadline (which will be posted along with the theme).
4) I put all the submitted poems into a voting thread for the metanet community.
5) :D
6) You get a number of points, which depends on how well your poem did in the voting thread.
7) At the end a winner is declared. They win. A prize may be involved....
OTHER THINGS:
-ONLY ONE POEM PER WEEK
-YOU PM ME THE POEMS

NOTE: I've decided to hide the author's names during the voting period to remove bias. Do not worry that no one will ever realise your poetry genius, as once the competition is over, I'll be creating a file with every poem arranged by author.

Points will be issued as follows:
position- points
1st 10 points
2nd 9 points
3rd 8 points
4th 7 points
5th 6 points
6th 5 points
7th 4 points
8th 3 points
9th 2 points
10th 1 points
LEADERBOARD

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Weekly winners

HAIKUS! - ____
STORYTIME! - ____
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WEEK 1- LAME HAIKUS! deadline thursday 10th september 2009 7pmGMT
So here we go. I challenge you to create a haiku!
for those that don't know:
A haiku is a short poem which consists of no more, and no less, than 17 syllables, set out over three lines. The structure is:
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

e.g.
this is a haiku
It is quite pretentious yup.
now you go make one


WEEK 2- STORYTIME!deadline thursday 10th september 2009 7pmGMT
This week I give you the theme of space. Thats it. The only twists are that the poem must have a narrative element to it and it must be at least 10 lines long. The more creative and emotive your poem, the better.

WEEK 3- Metaphor A-hoy!deadline frisday 27th september 2009 7pmGMT The theme for this week is nature through metaphors.
E.g. the brittle fingers sprouted through the earth, splintering
I'm talkin' bout trees there, but you can choose any nature related subject, from a vast landscape with towering mountains to a muddy puddle with a baby frog splashing about.
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Postby sidke » 2009.09.03 (20:17)

I approve of this.
And just for the hell of it,
here is a haiku.
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Postby Riobe » 2009.09.03 (20:26)

I dislike haikus.
They are all really boring.
Just look at this one.
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Postby Aphex » 2009.09.03 (20:28)

3) Using the given theme, you carefully craft a stunning poem, which you then pm to me before
3) Using the given theme, you carefully craft a stunning poem, which you then pm to me before
3) Using the given theme, you carefully craft a stunning poem, which you then pm to me before
3) Using the given theme, you carefully craft a stunning poem, which you then pm to me before
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Postby noops » 2009.09.03 (20:52)

I'm so in on this. I think I have one already, actually.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.09.03 (21:02)

We don't publically share our haikus? Lame.
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Postby PALEMOON » 2009.09.03 (21:07)

there will be a voting thread for all the haikus, i guess.

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Postby Aphex » 2009.09.03 (21:11)

SlappyMcGee wrote:We don't publically share our haikus? Lame.
yeah, its a competition, not a poetry show off thread
4) I put all the submitted poems into a voting thread for the metanet community.
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Postby ChrisE » 2009.09.05 (10:31)

I think that we should
put all our haikus right here.
So there's just one thread.
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.09.05 (16:16)

This thread reminds me
Of that level from Spyro
Called Spooky Swamp.

I hated that place
It was very annoying
Damn those Piranhas.

(I'm refering to Spyro 3 in this, and not the first game. Although I couldn't stick the "3" in the poem. Meh.)

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Postby Aphex » 2009.09.05 (17:16)

3) Using the given theme, you carefully craft a stunning poem, which you then pm to me
hmm... I suppose they're joke submissions though...
I dunno :S
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Postby Seneschal » 2009.09.05 (21:13)

Drathmoore wrote:This thread reminds me
Of that level from Spyro
Called Spooky Swamp.

I hated that place
It was very annoying
Damn those Piranhas.

(I'm refering to Spyro 3 in this, and not the first game. Although I couldn't stick the "3" in the poem. Meh.)
I remember that!
I played it the other day;
Ah, the memories.

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Postby origami_alligator » 2009.09.06 (00:40)

cheesemonger wrote:
Drathmoore wrote:This thread reminds me
Of that level from Spyro
Called Spooky Swamp.

I hated that place
It was very annoying
Damn those Piranhas.

(I'm refering to Spyro 3 in this, and not the first game. Although I couldn't stick the "3" in the poem. Meh.)
I remember that!
I played it the other day;
Ah, the memories.
Nostalgia is great,
I love Spyro the Dragon,
Ripto's Rage is win.
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Postby Aphex » 2009.09.06 (11:18)

Ah right, joke poems
are posted here. Seeing as
there is no where else.
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Postby Aphex » 2009.09.10 (18:32)

WEEK 2- STORYTIME!deadline thursday 10th september 2009 7pmGMT
This week I give you the theme of space. Thats it. The only twists are that the poem must have a narrative element to it and it must be at least 10 lines long. The more creative and emotive your poem, the better.
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Postby Aphex » 2009.09.11 (15:06)

Inspired wrote:Huh, we don't find out the winners?
not until the voting is over for this week... though I'll set up a blank leaderboard now, soon to be filled :P
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Postby otters » 2009.10.01 (02:16)

Can I hop in?
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