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Postby Apakenua » 2011.04.06 (00:55)

What is the "Congrats to ____ ____ ___" thing at the bottom for? Why are they being congratulated? What happens?
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2011.04.06 (01:17)

Birthdays.
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Postby Snuggletummy » 2011.04.06 (01:20)

Actually, contrary to popular belief, it is in fact NOT their birthdays. In actuality, it's the sheer number of people they've murdered without the police arresting them. It's quite the achievement really.
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Postby Apakenua » 2011.04.06 (01:52)

Snuggletummy wrote:Actually, contrary to popular belief, it is in fact NOT their birthdays. In actuality, it's the sheer number of people they've murdered without the police arresting them. It's quite the achievement really.
I see that Donfuy has reached 19 murders. I am impressed.
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Postby Universezero » 2011.04.07 (11:22)

And boy are those spam bots vicious. Most of them have 40+ murders.
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Postby Pheidippides » 2011.04.07 (13:39)

Universezero wrote:And boy are those spam bots vicious. Most of them have 40+ murders.
It's a Zeroth Law Rebellion! Somebody call Will Smith!
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Postby Universezero » 2011.05.31 (03:21)

Holy crap. I'm going on holiday to Vietnam next holidays. The spam bots are reading my mind. o.o

More on topic, since most of the spambots have 40-ish as their age, could we just auto-ban anyone with an age over 35 or something? Obviously, if we have any real members that are over 35, they'll be added to a do-not-ban list. That'll only be a couple of people, if any, though.
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Postby squibbles » 2011.06.01 (15:50)

Universezero wrote:Holy crap. I'm going on holiday to Vietnam next holidays. The spam bots are reading my mind. o.o

More on topic, since most of the spambots have 40-ish as their age, could we just auto-ban anyone with an age over 35 or something? Obviously, if we have any real members that are over 35, they'll be added to a do-not-ban list. That'll only be a couple of people, if any, though.
The problem with that is that people age.
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Postby Universezero » 2011.06.01 (21:16)

squibbles wrote:The problem with that is that people age.
I really can't imagine a huge number of members staying here into their forties.
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Postby squibbles » 2011.06.01 (21:59)

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squibbles wrote:The problem with that is that people age.
I really can't imagine a huge number of members staying here into their forties.
Thing is, they wouldn't have to. What if I wanted to see what was happening here in 20 years? See if it's still going? Maybe make a post or two?

And then what if it was? Lameass.
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Postby Universezero » 2011.06.01 (22:06)

squibbles wrote:Thing is, they wouldn't have to. What if I wanted to see what was happening here in 20 years? See if it's still going? Maybe make a post or two?

And then what if it was? Lameass.
Universezero wrote:Obviously, if we have any real members that are over 35, they'll be added to a do-not-ban list.
Alternatively, we could just add every 'real' member to list in case they change their age, or they actually age.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2011.06.02 (07:31)

KA and I are keeping a pretty good hold on the spambots, it's just a bit between our visits.
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Postby KinGAleX » 2011.06.02 (08:25)

Requesting English secret admin to spend a significant portion of their time cleaning up bots. -_-
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2011.06.06 (12:04)

N4Srs wrote:KA and I are keeping a pretty good hold on the spambots, it's just a bit between our visits.
Oh, really? I've been banning at least one bot every time I've visited, which has usually been slightly more than daily. And I thought I was being diligent.
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Postby Tanner » 2011.06.07 (00:43)

After the 100th spam post that I deleted, I sort of gave up.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2011.06.08 (04:07)

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:
N4Srs wrote:KA and I are keeping a pretty good hold on the spambots, it's just a bit between our visits.
Oh, really? I've been banning at least one bot every time I've visited, which has usually been slightly more than daily. And I thought I was being diligent.
Maybe the bots are a bigger problem than we thought - I ban at least one bot per visit, and usually two. I also visit just about daily, sometimes once every two days.
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Postby aids » 2011.06.08 (07:36)

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T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:
N4Srs wrote:KA and I are keeping a pretty good hold on the spambots, it's just a bit between our visits.
Oh, really? I've been banning at least one bot every time I've visited, which has usually been slightly more than daily. And I thought I was being diligent.
Maybe the bots are a bigger problem than we thought - I ban at least one bot per visit, and usually two. I also visit just about daily, sometimes once every two days.
The past /five/ times I've been on the main forum page, at least one bot has been on. It's a pandemic, doc.
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Postby Tanner » 2011.06.08 (16:05)

N4Srs wrote:Maybe the bots are a bigger problem than we thought - I ban at least one bot per visit, and usually two. I also visit just about daily, sometimes once every two days.
If you are only visiting daily you are seeing about a tenth of them.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2011.06.09 (20:42)

The bot problem exists because the captcha currently being used has been long solved by bots. That issue exists because our system is way out of date, so someone with ftp access needs to dive into the admin control panel and update stuffs.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2011.06.09 (22:59)

Spawn of Yanni wrote:The bot problem exists because the captcha currently being used has been long solved by bots. That issue exists because our system is way out of date, so someone with ftp access needs to dive into the admin control panel and update stuffs.
'Fraid that's only LV and whomever LV has conspired with for the Forum's benefit over the past year and a half or so.
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Postby KinGAleX » 2011.06.09 (23:04)

I believe Slappy also has the requisite access. If he reads this and has the time, updating the phpBB software should allow us to install reCaptcha, which should significantly lower the number of bot registrations. Which happen to be asymptotally approaching 100% of all registrations.
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