N v2.0 0ths

[999_Springs]

shamelessly stealing ideas from the post a run thread and taking full credit for this thread for myself

this thread will feature better polls than the metanet highscore 0ths one

i just took 82-2

Previous poll (228/2013 - 287/2013)

Which of these do you think would be the most useful gadget to have in your car?
toaster - 4
chess computer - 1
jack-in-the-box - 0
bubble wrap dispenser - 2
detachable floor - 0

Previous poll (287/2013 - 0/2014)

You wake up, and you're duct taped to the ceiling of a room that you know well, but it's completely empty. Your arms and legs are not duct taped to the ceiling, and it looks like it was done on purpose so that you should be able to un-duct-tape yourself from the ceiling if you wanted to. What is the maximum height of the room at which you would be prepared to try to unstrap yourself from the ceiling?
2m or under - 1
2.25m - 0
2.5m - 0
2.75m - 0
3m - 1
3.25m - 0
3.5m - 0
3.75m - 1
4m - 1
4.25m - 1
4.5m - 0
4.75m - 0
5m - 0
5.25m - 0
5.5m - 0
5.75m - 0
6m or over - 1

Previous poll (0/2014 - 91/2014)

Every day, when you leave your house to go to work, you lock your front door. But when you come back, the front door is wide open, and on your kitchen table, there is a different used car part. This happens every day for 9 years. Which of these is the most likely explanation for this? (Not necessarily implying that one of them *is* the true explanation.)

A car executive married a locksmith's daughter. Both went insane. - 0
A car you bought a long time ago worked out how to travel in 4d spacetime and leaves a different part of itself behind each time. - 2
Your house was built on a car graveyard. - 0
You don't actually own a house; this is a very elaborate prank played on you by your estate agent friends. - 1
Apples. - 2

Previous poll (91/2014 - 181/2014)

You invent a food product where you mix together equal amounts of butter and "I can't believe it's not butter". What do you name it?

i can sort of believe it may or may not be butter - 0
half-truth butter - 0
i can't believe it's not quite butter - 0
i still can't believe it's not butter - 0
i really can't believe it's not butter - 1
i can believe some of it is butter - 0
schrodinger's butter - 4
you'd butter believe it - 2
i can't believe it's not i can't believe it's not butter - 3
not quite butter - 2
other (please specify) - 1

Previous poll (181/2014 - 193/2014)

Who will win the World Cup?

argentina - 0
belgium - 0
brazil - 1
colombia - 1
costa rica - 0
france - 0
germany - 0
holland - 0

Previous poll (240/2014 - 14/2015)

240/2014 New poll question: You discover a cure for cancer. However, you know that widespread use of this cure will lead to the extinction of plankton in 500 years. Which of these would you be most likely to do?

share the cure with everybody - 1
share the cure widely and use the money to try to genetically modify some other organism to replace plankton - 2
share the cure only among those who are prepared to pay the most for it - 0
share the cure only with your closest friends and loved ones - 1
kill all the plankton first by some other method and then share the cure - 0
destroy all evidence of the cure - 1
create a fake cure that kills those who take it - 0
walk into a fitting room at TK Maxx and shut the door and wait a few minutes and then yell extremely loudly "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE" - 4

[vankusss]

Toaster, hands down.

You'll never have better polls, and you know it in your hearth.

[ska]

i back this thread. also, i'd vote bubble wrap if i could vote. y'all know why, you sick fucks!

[999_Springs]

you'd be surprised at how many of these ideas for polls i have. maybe after about 10 polls we'll have a poll on "whose polls are better" and that will decide it once and for all!

to give examples of what i can come up with, here are two polls i created outside the highscores forum

took 82-4 with route change still improving

ska: why?

[vankusss]

you'd be surprised at how many of these ideas for polls i have. maybe after about 10 polls we'll have a poll on "whose polls are better" and that will decide it once and for all!

Using the expression 'once and for all' on a 10 minute argument seems kinda dramatic :D

[jp27ace]

Improved my 10-4 because this thread was looking empty. Also bubble-wrap dispenser is the clear winner.

[kkstrong]

Just got my 100th 0th. I think this calls for celebration, so *party*

[ska]

Kudos to either kkstrong or jp27ace, whoever came up with the great route on 90-2 :P

[jp27ace]

Kudos to either kkstrong or jp27ace, whoever came up with the great route on 90-2 :P

I came up with the original route, but then kkstrong innovated the ending with a perp jump to get those last 2 gold, where I was basically wasting a jump.
That 0th has gone back and forth quite a few times now (not quite as many as b9-4), looks like kk has taken it again :/

Gratz on the 100 0ths btw kk(or whatever nickname you prefer?), it looks like most of those were taken from me :p

[999_Springs]

New poll up. The forum has a stupid limit of 100 characters for poll titles, so here's the question.

Question: You wake up, and you're duct taped to the ceiling of a room that you know well, but it's completely empty. Your arms and legs are not duct taped to the ceiling, and it looks like it was done on purpose so that you should be able to un-duct-tape yourself from the ceiling if you wanted to. What is the maximum height of the room at which you would be prepared to try to unstrap yourself from the ceiling?

By the way I just tied 80-1 and completely maxed out the scoreboard. If you don't already have a score there, sucks to be you.

edit: People in the past have reported problems with voting in polls. If you can't vote, change your forum skin to Chrome or retronet. This should work.

[EddyMataGallos]

So apparently there's some much weirder physics than we thought in N v2.0.

I recently took 18-1 by cleaning 2 frames over what we thought was maxed, by just changing the jumps.
And dan has later cleaned one more frame. So what the fuck, you guys can go ahead and see the difference between our runs and the rest and make theories if you want.

This is what I've replied to James in another thread in a first try at this phenomenom:

Lol, falling is slower? That would explain everything. I guess we are used to N 1.4 physics, in which horizontal speed is independent from vertical speed, and hence we thought that doing the walljump frame-perfectly would already be enough to max the level, as it is in N v1.4. But man, apparently here its faster to actually spend more time jumping before the walljump, and then afterwards fall to the floor as soon as possible. Thats indeed interesting.

[EddyMataGallos]

Double post cause I unmaxed 57-4 :D

[alsojp27ace]

Double post cause I unmaxed 57-4 :D

Why would you do that, it was at such a nice round number :(
I was expecting to see a slope jump like in my 01-2 (which I still don't understand)

[EddyMataGallos]

Double post cause I unmaxed 57-4 :D

Why would you do that, it was at such a nice round number :(
I was expecting to see a slope jump like in my 01-2 (which I still don't understand)

Oh those jumps are just 1 frame jumps done on slopes. Though I don't think it helps here, I managed a couple but it didn't give me enough height and died on the last mine.

[james_S]

287/2013 New poll question: You wake up, and you're duct taped to the ceiling of a room that you know well, but it's completely empty. Your arms and legs are not duct taped to the ceiling, and it looks like it was done on purpose so that you should be able to un-duct-tape yourself from the ceiling if you wanted to. What is the maximum height of the room at which you would be prepared to try to unstrap yourself from the ceiling?

shamelessly stealing ideas from the post a run thread and taking full credit for this thread for myself

this thread will feature better polls than the metanet highscore 0ths one

i just took 82-2

Previous poll (228/2013 - 287/2013)

Which of these do you think would be the most useful gadget to have in your car?
toaster - 4
chess computer - 1
jack-in-the-box - 0
bubble wrap dispenser - 2
detachable floor - 0

What would ppl (or you) vote if instead of being taped facing down, you were taped facing the ceiling hmm?

[999_Springs]

New poll question: Every day, when you leave your house to go to work, you lock your front door. But when you come back, the front door is wide open, and on your kitchen table, there is a different used car part. This happens every day for 9 years. Which of these is the most likely explanation for this? (Not necessarily implying that one of them *is* the true explanation.)

Remember: use Chrome (forum skin, not browser) or retronet to vote.

Tied 59-4, I know that was a while ago, but still counts anyway. :P

james_S: in that scenario I believe it would be very difficult to estimate the height of the ceiling well enough. In fact it would probably take you quite a lot longer to realise that you were in fact duct taped to the ceiling. It would certainly be a bit more creepy.

[james_S]

re: oooo just dont get nightmares about it now

[999_Springs]

new poll question:

You invent a food product where you mix together equal amounts of butter and "I can't believe it's not butter". What do you name it?

all answers in the poll are actual answers other people said to me

use retronet or chrome forum skin to vote

a7-4 with innovation

[james_S]

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[otters~1]

i feel like there was a great reddit comment about i can't believe it's not butter recently

[Tekeur]

I'm just posting to let you know I improved my 0th on 05-4 by 9 frames o/ .
My last jump made me lose some time and there's still a way to get closer to that last drone.

[29403]

Schroedinger's Butter

[thejumper£#!]

Unbutter?

[DraxoBox]

poll

What is your secret

[999_Springs]

new topical poll

also i maxed out the board on 41-1 by grabbing the last spot