Pissing in pools

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Do you piss in pools?

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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.09.26 (07:32)

It's a pool, not a horticultural exhibit.
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Postby moonlight » 2009.09.26 (17:11)

I prefer not it swim in piss.
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Postby KinGAleX » 2009.09.27 (04:54)

Of course I do. Five out of thirty-three current voters are liars.
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Postby Torex » 2009.10.03 (02:54)

I can't believe so many people here are lying about peeing in the pool. Everyone does it. Besides, most pools these days have filters, so if your pool doesn't have a filter, you shouldn't be swimming in it in the first place.
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Postby Tunco » 2009.10.03 (14:10)

Torex wrote:I can't believe so many people here are lying about peeing in the pool. Everyone does it. Besides, most pools these days have filters, so if your pool doesn't have a filter, you shouldn't be swimming in it in the first place.
Well, even the pool has filters, pool has chemicals in it, in the first place. Though, even pools has filters, pee is not completely filtered, it dissolves in the pool. And because pool has chemicals in it, you shouldn't swim in a pool.

Gosh, I hate pools at the moment.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.10.03 (21:14)

Tunco123 wrote:
Torex wrote:I can't believe so many people here are lying about peeing in the pool. Everyone does it. Besides, most pools these days have filters, so if your pool doesn't have a filter, you shouldn't be swimming in it in the first place.
Well, even the pool has filters, pool has chemicals in it, in the first place. Though, even pools has filters, pee is not completely filtered, it dissolves in the pool. And because pool has chemicals in it, you shouldn't swim in a pool.

Gosh, I hate pools at the moment.
The air has chemicals in it, notably huge amounts of nitrogen. You shouldn't breathe.
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.10.03 (23:54)

Tsukatu wrote:
Tunco123 wrote:
Torex wrote:I can't believe so many people here are lying about peeing in the pool. Everyone does it. Besides, most pools these days have filters, so if your pool doesn't have a filter, you shouldn't be swimming in it in the first place.
Well, even the pool has filters, pool has chemicals in it, in the first place. Though, even pools has filters, pee is not completely filtered, it dissolves in the pool. And because pool has chemicals in it, you shouldn't swim in a pool.

Gosh, I hate pools at the moment.
The air has chemicals in it, notably huge amounts of nitrogen. You shouldn't breathe.
You forgot hidrogen.

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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2009.10.03 (23:56)

Tsukatu wrote:
Tunco123 wrote:
Torex wrote:I can't believe so many people here are lying about peeing in the pool. Everyone does it. Besides, most pools these days have filters, so if your pool doesn't have a filter, you shouldn't be swimming in it in the first place.
Well, even the pool has filters, pool has chemicals in it, in the first place. Though, even pools has filters, pee is not completely filtered, it dissolves in the pool. And because pool has chemicals in it, you shouldn't swim in a pool.

Gosh, I hate pools at the moment.
The air has chemicals in it, notably huge amounts of nitrogen. You shouldn't breathe.
it's funny how many people think air = oxygen when in fact the majority of air is composed of nitrogen, as Tsukatu has pointed out. Also, don't piss in pools because little kids tend to swallow water.

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Postby Tunco » 2009.10.04 (11:28)

Tsukatu wrote:
Tunco123 wrote:
Torex wrote:I can't believe so many people here are lying about peeing in the pool. Everyone does it. Besides, most pools these days have filters, so if your pool doesn't have a filter, you shouldn't be swimming in it in the first place.
Well, even the pool has filters, pool has chemicals in it, in the first place. Though, even pools has filters, pee is not completely filtered, it dissolves in the pool. And because pool has chemicals in it, you shouldn't swim in a pool.

Gosh, I hate pools at the moment.
The air has chemicals in it, notably huge amounts of nitrogen. You shouldn't breathe.
Because that everything gives you cancer, you shouldn't touching your keyboard and shouldn't wrote that. Don't touch your keyboard.
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Postby Snuggletummy » 2009.10.04 (18:12)

From the great words of Dustin Bullins: "Yes I fucking do, I piss the day away." Erm, yes, I piss in the pool. Why? So long as you don't drink it, you'll be fine.
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Postby Zephyr » 2009.10.11 (11:04)

I pee in wetsuits too.
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Postby lord_day » 2009.10.11 (12:17)

I think you guys put me off of swimming.... Except in waterfalls. I'll still swim in waterfalls.
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Postby kai » 2009.10.18 (01:34)

YES!!! ...when i can get away with it >.>. that why i dont swim in too many public pools, i like the ocean so much more <3

...and half of that 36 "no" are lying bastards. you know you've done it at least once

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Postby DarkN » 2009.10.22 (19:22)

kai wrote:...and half of that 36 "no" are lying bastards. you know you've done it at least once
"Do you piss in pools" and "have you pissed in a pool before" are two entirely different questions, and my answers to both of them are no.
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Postby Snuggletummy » 2009.10.24 (01:41)

DarkN wrote:
kai wrote:...and half of that 36 "no" are lying bastards. you know you've done it at least once
"Do you piss in pools" and "have you pissed in a pool before" are two entirely different questions, and my answers to both of them are no.
Then you, my good sir (or madam), are a liar.
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Postby Animator » 2009.10.24 (02:27)

Of course I pee in the pool. Everyone pees in pools, that's ridiculous. Hell, I even pee in the shower, in the toilet, water parks, in the beach, I used to pee in my diapers when I was 2, in the bushes at the forest, in the sink if I'm desperate enough, and even in special little cups at the doctor's office if necessary. The only reason I don't piss on the floor is because then I'd have to clean it up.
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Postby Aldaric » 2009.10.24 (15:28)

Subterfuge wrote:Of course I pee in the pool. Everyone pees in pools, that's ridiculous. Hell, I even pee in the shower, in the toilet, water parks, in the beach, I used to pee in my diapers when I was 2, in the bushes at the forest, in the sink if I'm desperate enough, and even in special little cups at the doctor's office if necessary. The only reason I don't piss on the floor is because then I'd have to clean it up.
Lol. I hate those cups at the doctors office.

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Postby kai » 2009.10.25 (07:42)

DarkN wrote:
kai wrote:...and half of that 36 "no" are lying bastards. you know you've done it at least once
"Do you piss in pools" and "have you pissed in a pool before" are two entirely different questions, and my answers to both of them are no.
Pfffffff, what a load of bukaki....

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Postby DarkN » 2009.10.25 (16:18)

kai wrote:
DarkN wrote:
kai wrote:...and half of that 36 "no" are lying bastards. you know you've done it at least once
"Do you piss in pools" and "have you pissed in a pool before" are two entirely different questions, and my answers to both of them are no.
Pfffffff, what a load of bukaki....
Alright, I may have done it a few times before when I was younger, but I don't make a habit of it. Also, "bukaki"?
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