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Unfortunately, this only applies for the US.
Also: Hooray Cracked!
Unfortunately, this only applies for the US.
Also: Hooray Cracked!

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You can call me the Reverend Jesse Jackson.ALWAYS wrote:http://www.open-ministry.org/create_account.php
Unfortunately, this only applies for the US.
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I totally did this with Universal Life Church. They sent my an official certificate and everything, along with a pamphlet that offered other titles and even degrees like "Doctor of Universal Order" and "Doctor of Justice", albeit with some price tags to them.
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This is how legendary gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson got the title of Doctor, as well. In Divinity.T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:I totally did this with Universal Life Church. They sent my an official certificate and everything, along with a pamphlet that offered other titles and even degrees like "Doctor of Universal Order" and "Doctor of Justice", albeit with some price tags to them.
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Haha I remember the Cracked article about this where the author actually went and registered Cookie Monster.

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I am so doing this, and I will be performing weddings.

vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
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Woo! I'm a minister now.
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How are you on the whole gay rights thing?Kablizzy wrote:I am so doing this, and I will be performing weddings.
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Well, I'm a minister now. You may all call me Reverend Heartattack.
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I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.
By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.
By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.

vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
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Kablizzy wrote:I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.
By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.
I urge you to reconsider and instead, register as Reverend BAYLOR
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Wait does this mean you can legally marry ranny without any of that messing about with churches? Just "Hey we're married if you say I do"Kablizzy wrote:I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.
By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.
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Bahahahahaha! I'm.... not sure if I can act as my own Minister, but I'll look into it.Luminaflare wrote:Wait does this mean you can legally marry ranny without any of that messing about with churches? Just "Hey we're married if you say I do"Kablizzy wrote:I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.
By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.

vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
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If not ask Dave to register as a Minister, problem solved.
You can also rename your house to the den of evil beer holy
You can also rename your house to the den of evil beer holy
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