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Postby noops » 2010.09.02 (17:34)

http://www.open-ministry.org/create_account.php

Unfortunately, this only applies for the US.

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Postby rocket_thumped » 2010.09.02 (18:01)

ALWAYS wrote:http://www.open-ministry.org/create_account.php

Unfortunately, this only applies for the US.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.09.02 (18:29)

I totally did this with Universal Life Church. They sent my an official certificate and everything, along with a pamphlet that offered other titles and even degrees like "Doctor of Universal Order" and "Doctor of Justice", albeit with some price tags to them.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.09.02 (20:26)

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:I totally did this with Universal Life Church. They sent my an official certificate and everything, along with a pamphlet that offered other titles and even degrees like "Doctor of Universal Order" and "Doctor of Justice", albeit with some price tags to them.
This is how legendary gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson got the title of Doctor, as well. In Divinity.
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Postby Rose » 2010.09.02 (22:56)

Haha I remember the Cracked article about this where the author actually went and registered Cookie Monster.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.09.02 (23:51)

I am so doing this, and I will be performing weddings.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.09.03 (01:24)

I would love to attend a wedding where Blizz performs.
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Postby scythe » 2010.09.03 (17:58)

Woo! I'm a minister now.
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Postby otters~1 » 2010.09.03 (21:25)

Kablizzy wrote:I am so doing this, and I will be performing weddings.
How are you on the whole gay rights thing?
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Postby Heartattack » 2010.09.04 (01:22)

Well, I'm a minister now. You may all call me Reverend Heartattack.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.09.04 (02:43)

I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.

By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.
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vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.

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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.09.04 (13:19)

Kablizzy wrote:I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.

By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.

I urge you to reconsider and instead, register as Reverend BAYLOR
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Postby Luminaflare » 2010.09.04 (15:13)

Kablizzy wrote:I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.

By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.
Wait does this mean you can legally marry ranny without any of that messing about with churches? Just "Hey we're married if you say I do"

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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.09.04 (15:56)

Luminaflare wrote:
Kablizzy wrote:I dunno how I feel about Gay Marriage now. We'll have to get back to you on that.

By the way, I am now Reverend Kenneth M. Blaylock.
Wait does this mean you can legally marry ranny without any of that messing about with churches? Just "Hey we're married if you say I do"
Bahahahahaha! I'm.... not sure if I can act as my own Minister, but I'll look into it.
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I'm going to buy some ham.

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Postby Luminaflare » 2010.09.04 (21:23)

If not ask Dave to register as a Minister, problem solved.

You can also rename your house to the den of evil beer holy


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