2 inches

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Would you rather add 2 inches to your height or your penis length?

Height
19
48%
P. length
21
53%
 
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Postby otters~1 » 2010.12.07 (04:06)

hairscapades wrote:This thread makes me imagine the forums as a collection of giants.
Maybe I should make a poll: "Did you lie about either option in the 2 inches thread?"
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Postby noops » 2010.12.07 (19:23)

I am insecure about the size of my penis. But I will just say height because it makes me seem as if my penis is obscenely large and manly.



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Postby capt_weasle » 2010.12.08 (06:29)

I'm 5'11", and don't really have any hang-ups about my height, and with a penis length right on top of the bell curve, I should be enough for any woman. Besides, penis length is such a juvenile thing to be worried about, it's not like it's really that big of a deal anyway.

But yeah I would totally add two inches to my dick. (I've been plowing through the first few seasons of How I Met Your Mother, so it might make more sense to read the previous statements as either Marshall Eriksen or Ted Mosby)
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2010.12.09 (13:11)

capt_weasle wrote:(I've been plowing through the first few seasons of How I Met Your Mother, so it might make more sense to read the previous statements as either Marshall Eriksen or Ted Mosby)
I read them as Robin. Shit got weird.
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Postby noops » 2010.12.09 (13:56)

capt_weasle wrote: not like it's really that big of a deal anyway.
orly now
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Postby Geti » 2010.12.09 (21:58)

ℛeginald ℙoon wrote:orly now
Something about the difference between good sex and ramming a large thing into someone. The good sex can happen regardless of whether you've got a 9" wang, and the ramming shindig is uncomfortable from most reports, bar those from size queens.
blahblah you were trolling anyway I suppose.

Height <_< 178cm means I'm smaller than 80% of my male friends and it's a little frustrating looking upwards all the time.
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Postby noops » 2010.12.10 (00:15)

Geti wrote:
ℛeginald ℙoon wrote:orly now
Something about the difference between good sex and ramming a large thing into someone. The good sex can happen regardless of whether you've got a 9" wang, and the ramming shindig is uncomfortable from most reports, bar those from size queens.
blahblah you were trolling anyway I suppose.

Height <_< 178cm means I'm smaller than 80% of my male friends and it's a little frustrating looking upwards all the time.
Yeah. From the numerous (re: 1 or 2) girls I've actually talked about this with, it's not really how big your junk is, so much as what you do with it. Which is good to know. I guess.

Unless they were lying to me, which I don't find at all surprising. >_>
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.12.10 (07:41)

ℛeginald ℙoon wrote:Yeah. From the numerous (re: 1 or 2) girls I've actually talked about this with, it's not really how big your junk is, so much as what you do with it. Which is good to know. I guess.

Unless they were lying to me, which I don't find at all surprising. >_>
Yeah, it sounds like they're sabotaging you. It's all about dick size.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2010.12.10 (08:02)

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Postby GamingWolf » 2010.12.10 (22:59)

If I'm going to be pelted with male enhancement spam anyway... I mine as well take the road less traveled. Plus we could all form a basketball team. You know you want to.
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Postby epigone » 2010.12.13 (18:30)

Definitely height. Adding two inches of penis length is completely silly. Most girls don't want a huge penis bearing down on them anyway, an average penis is more than enough for most. Two extra inches of height would be nice, get me to 6 ft tall.
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Postby Sunset » 2010.12.25 (04:16)

my penis. because.

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Postby Ad » 2011.01.05 (19:40)

Hmm... I have female friends who are taller than me, but I've always wanted to be able to cockslap someone from the other side of the room...

Decisions, decisions.
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