Are you circumcised?

[otters~1]

scythe saying he would agree with anything Tsukatu said turned out to be a really great move. I am circumcised and thus that particular application of the foreskin never occurred to me. You lucky bastards.

[Rose]

Yeah, we non-foreskin people have to improvise.

Step 1: Be a total slob and leave food in your room for days or even weeks.
Step 2: Parents get mad and tell you to put a garbage can in your room so you can at least throw the food in there and take it out later when you're not feeling super lazy.
Step 3: Ejaculate into newfound garbage bag and have no clean-up issues to worry about.

If anyone actually uses this advice, you can thank me later. Preferably without a handshake.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Yeah, we non-foreskin people have to improvise.

Step 1: Be a total slob and leave food in your room for days or even weeks.
Step 2: Parents get mad and tell you to put a garbage can in your room so you can at least throw the food in there and take it out later when you're not feeling super lazy.
Step 3: Ejaculate into newfound garbage bag and have no clean-up issues to worry about.

If anyone actually uses this advice, you can thank me later. Preferably without a handshake.

Holy fucking Christ, that's disgusting.
Now I can't shake the thought that undoubtedly a meaningful percentage of the male population just, like, leaves their ejaculate just laying around in their trash can or something, for days on end. Ugh. Barbarians.

[Rose]

Oh please, it's a joke. Albeit not a funny one, but I didn't realize that at 1 AM. I thought the ridiculousness of it would've given it away.

[OneSevenNine]

Whether or not it's a joke, the idea of fapping into a garbage bag and just leaving it there for further use makes me shiver in that "I never even knew I had the capacity to feel so uncomfortable" way.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Oh please, it's a joke. Albeit not a funny one, but I didn't realize that at 1 AM. I thought the ridiculousness of it would've given it away.

No no, I didn't even think you were serious. It just made me realize that leaving piles of crusty ejaculate to stink up the room is very probably something that happens.

[noops]

Uncut. I also read somewhere that guys with foreskins have a slightly bigger penis, on average. I don't understand nor care how or why, but I am pretty comfortable not testing the validity of that claim right now. One of those things where it''s just better to leave well enough alone. :P

[Tanner]

Uncut. I also read somewhere that guys with foreskins have a slightly bigger penis, on average. I don't understand nor care how or why, but I am pretty comfortable not testing the validity of that claim right now. One of those things where it''s just better to leave well enough alone. :P

I don't see how you could defend this logically but I did some research on chatroulette anyway and that doesn't seem to be true.

[otters~1]

Uncut. I also read somewhere that guys with foreskins have a slightly bigger penis, on average. I don't understand nor care how or why, but I am pretty comfortable not testing the validity of that claim right now. One of those things where it''s just better to leave well enough alone. :P

I don't see how you could defend this logically but I did some research on chatroulette anyway and that doesn't seem to be true.

What was your sample size? ;) ;)

[smartalco]

Uncut. I also read somewhere that guys with foreskins have a slightly bigger penis, on average. I don't understand nor care how or why, but I am pretty comfortable not testing the validity of that claim right now. One of those things where it''s just better to leave well enough alone. :P

I don't see how you could defend this logically but I did some research on chatroulette anyway and that doesn't seem to be true.

Well, it is true in that they have a foreskin adding a relatively small amount of volume.