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Postby capt_weasle » 2011.03.17 (05:49)

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"How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each prayer accepted, and each wish resign'd" ~ Alexander Pope
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2011.03.17 (13:23)

The downward spiral never ends...
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2011.03.17 (18:52)

What the fuck.
How does this get 12 million views?

Elsewhere in the world: http://i51.tinypic.com/15s0geq.jpg

Jesus fucking Christ, I hate everybody.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby Tanner » 2011.03.17 (19:12)

I'm evoking secular poe's law on this. It's not much different from Lonely Island's stuff.
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Postby capt_weasle » 2011.03.17 (19:41)

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Postby Tanner » 2011.03.17 (20:42)

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Postby Izzy » 2011.03.17 (20:45)

I haven't clicked it because it isn't Friday.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2011.03.17 (22:32)

Izzy wrote:I haven't clicked it because it isn't Friday.
In many ways, this guy is just as bad.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby heatwave » 2011.03.18 (03:28)

Apparently, she didn't write the song...
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and- ... mainpromo4
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Postby Slayr » 2011.03.18 (07:27)

"We so excited", "We gonna have a ball"? Really? Really?! Fuck...

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Postby Universezero » 2011.03.18 (08:35)

She gets me so mad.

"Yes-ter-day was Thursday, Thursday.
To-day it is Friday, Friday.

Tomorrow is Saturday,
And Sunday comes after-wards,
I don’t want this weekend to end."

THE CONCEPT OF WEEKDAYS IS NOT A NEW ONE, WHORE.
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Postby Slayr » 2011.03.18 (17:55)

Universezero wrote:THE CONCEPT OF WEEKDAYS IS NOT A NEW ONE, WHORE.
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Postby squibbles » 2011.03.19 (19:02)

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Tsukatu wrote:I don't know what it is, squibbles, but my brain keeps inserting "black" into random parts of your posts these days.
I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby moonlight » 2011.03.21 (21:50)

The funny thing is she actually has a voice, the song just ruined it.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2011.03.21 (23:27)

capt_weasle wrote:Also:

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2011.03.22 (23:56)

Universezero wrote:She gets me so mad.

"Yes-ter-day was Thursday, Thursday.
To-day it is Friday, Friday.

Tomorrow is Saturday,
And Sunday comes after-wards,
I don’t want this weekend to end."

THE CONCEPT OF WEEKDAYS IS NOT A NEW ONE, WHORE.
I think your anger is better directed not at the thirteen-year-old girl but at the "professional" "songwriters" who are responsible for and indeed are making money from this atrocity.
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Postby Amadeus » 2011.03.23 (00:19)

Took me at least 2 minutes to realize it wasn't a spoof and she was serious.
People write to me and say, "I’m giving up, you’re not talking to me." I just write them a simple message like, "Never give up," you know? And it changes their life
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Postby Zephyr » 2011.03.23 (05:13)

I listened to a dozen other 13 yr old pop songs after this, they were all better.
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Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:33] |<-- Zeph has left irc.mountai.net (Quit: Zeph)
[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Postby Tanner » 2011.03.23 (05:24)

Was this the thirteen year old pop song you listened to? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQnAxOQxQIU
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