That crazy FDA

[bluenin]

http://www.prisonplanet.com/fda-declare ... ments.html

I really wanted to share this.

[otters~1]

I'd like to be there when they raid their first pharmacy.

[Animator]

I'd like to be there when they raid their first pharmacy.

"These blood tests shown that our culprit has recently had fish. Consider him guilty, that asshole. Taking more than his recommended doses of vitamin B6. Don't do pyridoxamine, kids."

Next they're going to confiscate chocolate because of it's addictive properties, and we'll have chocloholics out in the streets with bottles of chocolate milk in their hands, walking around drunken-like. We'll have people with chocolate powder in little plastic bags out in the street offering them to strangers who want to make deals with chococaine. "I got the goods." *opens cloak* Celebrities would be going to a more chocolatey rehab or take vanilla injections to cure themselves. Pop rocks? That's what -you- think.

The previous story is as ridiculous as this article (except for the pop rocks, in which there have been cases that they've been disguised as methamphetamine. My story might even become real some day, go figure).

[scythe]

They're patenting necessary nutrients now? Guys, I just invented this stuff, it's called "water".

On another note, where's Theodore Kaczynski when you need him?

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

I'm looking forward to watching the FDA march into the ocean to shut down the ubiquitous B6 factories there (or "fish" as we normally call them).

[Atilla]

I'm looking forward to watching the FDA march into the ocean to shut down the ubiquitous B6 factories there (or "fish" as we normally call them).

I think they'll collide with the sea kitten enthusiasts before they get there.

[bluenin]

On a related note:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/psychiatric ... urnal.html
If you're healthy, you need drugs.