Omegle

[Vyacheslav]

http://omegle.com
Lets you have anonymous 1-on-1 chats around the world. Its fun.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: new orleans
You: you?
Stranger: finland
You: FINNISH HIM
You have disconnected.

[SlappyMcGee]

http://forum.therealn.com/viewtopic.php ... lit=omegle

[Tunco]

Ahahahaha. This is the 3th omegle topic.

[Tanner]

Ahahahaha. This is the 3th omegle topic.

3th? Seriously, dude? You say "thirth"? It'd 3rd.

[EdoI]

Ahahahaha. This is the 3th omegle topic.

3th? Seriously, dude? You say "thirth"? It'd 3rd.

Hahaha, thirth. *makes facepalm*

Anyway:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: age
You: 10
Stranger: sex
You: f
Stranger: location
You: Bermudes.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: im 13 m from england
Stranger: u got msn?
You: Yes.
You: No.
You: Yes.
You: No.
You: Yes.
Stranger: can i have it pleese
You: No.
You: Yes.
You: No.
You: Yes.
You: No.
You: Yes.
You: No.
You: Yes.
Stranger: ok i get the picture
You: No.
You: Yes.
You: No.
You: Yes.
You: No.
You: Yes.
You: No.
You: Yes.
You: No.
Stranger: yes
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
Stranger: no
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
Stranger: yes
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTUREGET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: GET THE PICTUREGET THE PICTURE
Stranger: wot
You: GET THE PICTURE
You: lolwut
You: wtf is with yoooouu
You: ???
Stranger: wots ur msn
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: Hi!
You: asl
Stranger: weve sed that
You: Um, no we didn't. We just started chatting.
You: : S
Stranger: no we dint
Stranger: ok
Stranger: england 13 male
Stranger: ur 10 bermudes f
You: Er, no I'm not.
Stranger: wot r u
Stranger: then
You: I'm 15, Germany, m.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ampersand]

Worst. Topic. Ever.

[Vyacheslav]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey...Im horny male! Wanna webcam sex?
You: i'm a female!
You: size 34D
You: :D
Stranger: age?
You: 26
Stranger: from?
You: california
Stranger: im 24 estonia male
You: wow
You: so subtle
Stranger: do you have webcam?
You: yes
Stranger: can i get your msn or yahoo?
You: sure
You: [email protected]
You: see you soon!
You: <3
You have disconnected.

XD

[otters]

http://forum.therealn.com/viewtopic.php ... lit=omegle

err the topic requested by the requested topic does not exist

[Ampersand]

Worst. Topic. Ever.

THIS MEANT "PLEASE STOP POSTING STUPID BULLSHIT." THANKS.

[Donfuy]

Ahahahaha. This is the 3th omegle topic.

3th? Seriously, dude? You say "thirth"? It'd 3rd.

WOAH WHY ARE YOU EVEN CARING WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH
OMG

[Aldaric]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello. (:
You: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers.
Stranger: Mine, too.
You: Well were going to be in big trouble. :(
Stranger: Nah, my mom doesn't actually care.
You: Nice shoes. Want to fuck?
Stranger: That is not even a good pickup line.
You: Whats harder to pick up? your or a boulder?
Stranger: Probably me.
Stranger: I am not a petite miss.
You: Then I take it back. I dont want to fuck
Stranger: Okay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

[SlappyMcGee]

Ahahahaha. This is the 3th omegle topic.

I lol'd hard at your expense.

[Vyacheslav]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: what up
You: the ceiling
Stranger: my dick is up
You: cute
Stranger: are u a girl
You: how big is it
You: yea
Stranger: realy big
You: how many inches
Stranger: are u hot
You: 5'5" 110 lbs 34D cuo
You: *cup
Stranger: 6 in a half inch
You: ah
You: cool
Stranger: dam girl u sound out
You: thats hot
You: yeah thanks
Stranger: i bench press 350
You: wow you're strong too
You: i like my men strong
Stranger: lol i can bench press 400
Stranger: maxed
You: you had me at 350
You: <3
Stranger: lol do u have a cell phone
You: no but i have a web cam and msn
Stranger: DO U HAVE A MYSPACE
You: yeah
Stranger: can u add me
You: sure if you like guys.
You: OWNED BITCH
You: Wahahah.
Stranger: dude ur gay as hell
You: Hehe.
You: Serves you right for trying to find girls on the internet
Stranger: u wanna suck guys dick u homo
You: No, I'm not gay.
Stranger: yes u are
You: I just find it funny that you believed I was a girl.
You: And it was great pretending to be one and you fell for all of it
Stranger: ya and u a dick sucker for acting like a girl
You: yeah and you're insecure about yourself so you're calling me gay
You: :D
You: you're name-calling some random dude on the internet.
You: how pathetic.
Stranger: dude ill kick ur ass and u gay as hell
You: :)
Stranger: wow u must like dicks
You: Are you pissed that I figured you out?
You: Don't worry.
Stranger: time for me to fuck ur sister
You: She's dead.
Stranger: dude i have a gf
You: So, cheating on her is lame.
Stranger: ya i fucked her to death
You: i'm sure you did
Stranger: im not cheating on her shes right by me lol
You: Oh really.
Stranger: and i did then i fucked her dead
Stranger: hell ya
You: Did you fuck her when she was dead?
Stranger: hell ya and it was the best
You: Great.
You: yo imma let you finish, but BEYONCE has the best chatting website ever.
You have disconnected.

[Ampersand]

Whoops. Did my finger slip and lock another one of these? I wonder why they keep getting locked. Hm.