The Ideal Date

[Rhekatou]

stick it in her pooper

You never got a girlfriend -and probably won't- right? Sush.

GAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

You've been extremely right these days, Tuncooo.

Has Tunco had a girl, though? THat 'tis the question...

[Ampersand]

stick it in her pooper

Well, Mr. Muecke. You lasted just about as long as you could have. Kudos, and I'll miss you. Again.

[Destiny]

Park was a good choice! If you ever get stuck on the whole starting a conversation thing, try finding out what her interests are, hobbies, favorite bands etc. You can then go on to elaborate on what you think of the same interest/band or whatever. Once that happens you'll probably get into a lengthy discussion and not have to fall back onto a similar style question for a while.

Trust me, i've kept fluid conversation with my girlfriend for five hours straight with this tactic. It really is perfect when used correctly.

[otters~1]

Park was a good choice! If you ever get stuck on the whole starting a conversation thing, try finding out what her interests are, hobbies, favorite bands etc. You can then go on to elaborate on what you think of the same interest/band or whatever. Once that happens you'll probably get into a lengthy discussion and not have to fall back onto a similar style question for a while.

Trust me, i've kept fluid conversation with my girlfriend for five hours straight with this tactic. It really is perfect when used correctly.

Plus, when you get going on a subject you're passionate about, it's so much easier to talk to attractive members of the opposite sex.

[Tunco]

Has Tunco had a girl, though? THat 'tis the question...

Yes.

[Destiny]

Has Tunco had a girl, though? THat 'tis the question...

Yes.

Was she female?

[Tunco]

Has Tunco had a girl, though? THat 'tis the question...

Yes.

Was she female?

Yes. You can be sure that I'm not a homosexual.

[otters]

Park was a good choice! If you ever get stuck on the whole starting a conversation thing, try finding out what her interests are, hobbies, favorite bands etc. You can then go on to elaborate on what you think of the same interest/band or whatever. Once that happens you'll probably get into a lengthy discussion and not have to fall back onto a similar style question for a while.

Trust me, i've kept fluid conversation with my girlfriend for five hours straight with this tactic. It really is perfect when used correctly.

Plus, when you get going on a subject you're passionate about, it's so much easier to talk to attractive members of the opposite sex.

This is why I need a coder girlfriend. I can't fucking relate to anyone.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

This is why I need a coder girlfriend. I can't fucking relate to anyone.

I hope you have ~no standards, cuz I've never seen that as a playable field.

[Destiny]

Yes. You can be sure that I'm not a homosexual.

That wasnt really where i was going...

[Tunco]

Yes. You can be sure that I'm not a homosexual.

That wasnt really where i was going...

Nevermind. I'm not gay. And she is female.

[aids]

Yes. You can be sure that I'm not a homosexual.

That wasnt really where i was going...

Nevermind. I'm not gay. And she is female.

So she puts the 's' in 'he'?

[Tunco]

So she puts the 's' in 'he'?

Shut up. My girlfriend is female, ok? Now back to the topic, is there a topic left.

[aids]

So she puts the 's' in 'he'?

Shut up. My girlfriend is female, ok? Now back to the topic, is there a topic left.

Calm down, that was just some humor. Now, what do you two do on dates?

[乳头的早餐谷物]

So she puts the 's' in 'he'?

Shut up. My girlfriend is female, ok? Now back to the topic, is there a topic left.

Calm down, that was just some humor. Now, what do you two do on dates?

Frot?

[scythe]

This is why I need a coder girlfriend. I can't fucking relate to anyone.

I hope you have ~no standards, cuz I've never seen that as a playable field.

This is entirely true. There are more girls in quantum physics than in CS.

[otters]

This is why I need a coder girlfriend. I can't fucking relate to anyone.

I hope you have ~no standards, cuz I've never seen that as a playable field.

This is entirely true. There are more girls in quantum physics than in CS.

Alternatively, I could take up a new hobby...

[Rhekatou]

Try "janitor"

[bobaganuesh_2]

well. just the other day I tried asking a girl out. I was nervous and very blunt. The whole time she was looking at me as if I was an axe murderer or something. She ended up walking away quickly and I felt like shit. The End.

[Donfuy]

well. just the other day I tried asking a girl out. I was nervous and very blunt. The whole time she was looking at me as if I was an axe murderer or something. She ended up walking away quickly and I felt like shit. The End.

Yeah, shit happens.

You know that girl I was going out with? I guess it just didn't happen. One day I waited for her to make her a surprise and not even a fuckin' smile she gave. I got nervous and only said shit in a nicer form. I was pissed.

No I go from blaming myself, to feeling pity for her, because I was told she felt really bad when she knew I waiting for her for so long.

[otters]

No I go from blaming myself, to feeling pity for her

It's the nature of man. I did the same thing with Kristin, except I went from blaming her as a preliminary step, to blaming myself, etc.

[Tunco]

So she puts the 's' in 'he'?

Shut up. My girlfriend is female, ok? Now back to the topic, is there a topic left.

Calm down, that was just some humor. Now, what do you two do on dates?

It depends. We go to cinema, or park, anywhere we could have fun.

[Rhekatou]

well. just the other day I tried asking a girl out. I was nervous and very blunt. The whole time she was looking at me as if I was an axe murderer or something. She ended up walking away quickly and I felt like shit. The End.

Ditto.

[Donfuy]

anywhere we could have fun.

Woah woah woah, does your girlfriend like bananas when she's on the supermarket too?

[Tunco]

anywhere we could have fun.

Woah woah woah, does your girlfriend like bananas when she's on the supermarket too?

She hates bananas. If you meant what it shouldn't be meant, please don't.