Don't Fap September!

http://nmaps.net/user/BionicCryonic · Postby **Yoshimo** » 2009.09.25 (14:54)

Don had a better one. This one guy was looking at porn on his cellphone during class, and creamed himself just by looking at it. In class. He had to go to the bathroom to clean up.

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2009.09.25 (16:13)

BionicCryonic wrote:Don had a better one. This one guy was looking at porn on his cellphone during class, and creamed himself just by looking at it. In class. He had to go to the bathroom to clean up.

01.<Donfuy> o.o
02.<Bio> Wait, he cummed in the middle of fucking class?
03.<Bio> o_O
04.<Donfuy> Yes.
05.* ortsz retira a interdição a *!*frinkjlt@*.12FD7AD2.59F07BE3.IP
06.<Donfuy> That's why he asked to go to the bathrrom.
07.<Donfuy> *bathroom
08.<Bio> Did you like, see his cum or some shit, or did he just start spazzing out?
09.<Donfuy> Not because it was going to happen.
10.<Donfuy> O.O
11.<Donfuy> Wat.
12.<Donfuy> No!
13.<Donfuy> What the hell.
14.<Bio> Well, how did you know he came in the middle of class?
15.<Donfuy> The story was all around the class.
16.<Donfuy> By then.
17.<spoon> How'd the other people find out? Srsly.
18.<Donfuy> You know, I did saw a little of that porn.
19.<spoon> Oh, also: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/18051 ... 83a71b.jpg
20.<Donfuy> Then I passed it to him and the other friend.
21.<Donfuy> They started seeing it, with two girls in front of them.
22.<Donfuy> (next row)

Ahahaha. Link.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Ampersand** » 2009.09.25 (17:57)

Tunco123 wrote:Aha. True story.

A friend of mine has a hole in his pants -in his pocket- (the one he wears for school) and he faps during the exam. <_<

Though, we talk about hentai in class. But he always gets low grades.

Do you guys not see why I try and keep this shit away from the forums?

AND I HAVEN'T SLOWED DOWN CHOOOO CHOOOO BLIZZY TRAIN COMIN' THROUUUUUGH

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2009.09.25 (17:59)

Kablizzy, you're just in a bad mood because your pants are well-constructed.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2009.09.25 (21:38)

scythe33 wrote:
ortsz wrote:
Tunco123 wrote:Aha. True story.

A friend of mine has a hole in his pants -in his pocket- (the one he wears for school) and he faps during the exam. <_<

Though, we talk about hentai in class. But he always gets low grades.
o_________O
Once, taking an exam, a guy I knew was completely unprepared, so he just shot his load all over the test paper and handed it in.

Hopefully he wasn't jacking it to math or Shakespeare or something asexual like that.

Facebook! · Postby **jean-luc** » 2009.09.28 (03:50)

scythe33 wrote:
ortsz wrote:
Tunco123 wrote:Aha. True story.

A friend of mine has a hole in his pants -in his pocket- (the one he wears for school) and he faps during the exam. <_<

Though, we talk about hentai in class. But he always gets low grades.
o_________O
Once, taking an exam, a guy I knew was completely unprepared, so he just shot his load all over the test paper and handed it in.

Somewhere out there, there's a Scantron machine with AIDS.

http://nmaps.net/user/Pheidippides · Postby **Pheidippides** » 2009.09.28 (22:45)

Three days. Just sayin'.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Ampersand** » 2009.09.28 (23:50)

Oh, man. October's gonna be fantastic.

http://nmaps.net/user/toasters · Postby **toasters** » 2009.09.29 (01:13)

Kablizzy Sucks wrote:Hopefully he wasn't jacking it to math or Shakespeare or something asexual like that.

Shakespeare is anything but asexual.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **noops** » 2009.09.29 (01:58)

Two days. Jus' sayin'.

Actually, it's more like th-Wait, no, nevermind, it's night time.

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2009.09.29 (05:07)

My admissions decision for UC Santa Cruz comes October 1st, so that might contribute substantially to those activities of mine that are relevant to this thread throughout October.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Ampersand** » 2009.09.29 (05:28)

Tsukatu wrote:My admissions decision for UC Santa Cruz comes October 1st, so that might contribute substantially to those activities of mine that are relevant to this thread throughout October.

By the way, Vampire? You'll Vampire with us, yes? IRC sometime soon, or Skype.

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2009.09.29 (06:04)

Ampersand wrote:
Tsukatu wrote:My admissions decision for UC Santa Cruz comes October 1st, so that might contribute substantially to those activities of mine that are relevant to this thread throughout October.
By the way, Vampire? You'll Vampire with us, yes? IRC sometime soon, or Skype.

Oh. Oh, right. Yeah, that happens, doesn't it?
Jeez, it's been about a forever and a half since I've been on Vent or IRC, hasn't it...

I dunno, I've been getting into the habit of drinking while I game, and I'm not sure that bodes well for me if I'm by myself doing it with internet friends...

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Ampersand** » 2009.09.29 (08:44)

Tsukatu wrote:
Ampersand wrote:
Tsukatu wrote:My admissions decision for UC Santa Cruz comes October 1st, so that might contribute substantially to those activities of mine that are relevant to this thread throughout October.
By the way, Vampire? You'll Vampire with us, yes? IRC sometime soon, or Skype.
Oh. Oh, right. Yeah, that happens, doesn't it?
Jeez, it's been about a forever and a half since I've been on Vent or IRC, hasn't it...

I dunno, I've been getting into the habit of drinking while I game, and I'm not sure that bodes well for me if I'm by myself doing it with internet friends...

That's what the rest of us will be doing. Offer's open, brother. You're more than welcome.

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2009.09.29 (14:29)

If you've reached the point in your life that you're so lazy and drunk that you can't walk from the couch to the computer to play Vampire so you instead invite your Online Group to come and live with you, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.09.29 (14:55)

ortsz wrote: Once, taking an exam, a guy I knew was completely unprepared, so he just shot his load all over the test paper and handed it in.

W
T
F

Somewhere out there, there's a Scantron machine with AIDS.

-wow
lol

http://nmaps.net/user/Jiggerjaw · Postby **Jiggerjaw** » 2009.09.29 (19:14)

Ampersand wrote:
Tsukatu wrote:
Ampersand wrote:By the way, Vampire? You'll Vampire with us, yes? IRC sometime soon, or Skype.
Oh. Oh, right. Yeah, that happens, doesn't it?
Jeez, it's been about a forever and a half since I've been on Vent or IRC, hasn't it...

I dunno, I've been getting into the habit of drinking while I game, and I'm not sure that bodes well for me if I'm by myself doing it with internet friends...
That's what the rest of us will be doing. Offer's open, brother. You're more than welcome.

No he's not! Harumph. I quit.

Also, incidentally, I really hope there are people who lose in the next day or so... C'mon everyone! Troll yourselves!

http://nmaps.net/user/littleviking001 · Postby **LittleViking** » 2009.09.30 (01:30)

This thread has ruined the community forever. All of this ends September 30th. Fap-a-lot October is officially cancelled. Anyone seen mentioning it will be banned.

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2009.09.30 (01:52)

LittleViking wrote:This thread has ruined the community forever. All of this ends September 30th. Fap-a-lot October is officially cancelled. Anyone seen mentioning it will be banned.

COCKBLOCKTOBER LIVES ON, you fucking nazi!

FOLLOWED BY NO WANKVEMBER

AND DONTTOUCHYOURDICKCEMBER

THEN A NEW YEAR OF DONTUSEYOURHANDUARY

NO FAPBRUARY IS THE ORIGINAL MONTH OF NO FAPPING IN SPITE OF RETARDS WHO CHOOSE SEPTEMBER

Then March.

THEN APREALLYWANTTOFUCKYOURSELFWHILE YOU CANT DOUCHEBAG

THEN MAY I MASTERBATE? (no.)

THEN JERKUNE

THEN JUJUJUJUJUJUJUJUjujujujujuJUJUJUJUJUJUJUJUJUJUJUJujujujujujujujujjujujujujujujujujjujujujujly

THEN SEPTAREN'TYOUGLADIDIDN'TSAYCOCKGUST?

SO FUCK YOU, LITTLEVIKING.

*closed*

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2009.09.30 (19:39)

SlappyMcGee wrote:DONTUSEYOURHANDUARY

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