The Coke issue

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Postby Zephyr » 2009.06.04 (11:22)

capt_weasle wrote:If I did have a 2L bottle, I would just pour myself a glass and put the thing back in the fridge.
Me too, and I happen to have a 2L bottle of that stuff downstairs right now.
capt_weasle wrote:Drinking soda from a glass bottle is better than from a can. I can't quite pinpoint why, but it just makes for a more enjoyable experience.
Glass bottles are kind of nice, but I don't really like them. Why? Where I live they cost more than the same quantity of liquid in any other type of packaging, and some places only stock up on glass bottles. So if I want a bottle/can of Coke, I have to pay more than what I want to pay or quench my thirst with something else.
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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Postby Atilla » 2009.06.04 (12:07)

squibbles wrote:I've been known to have up to 8 cans of coke in a single lunchtime. (45 minutes)

I drink a lot.
So what you're saying, then, is that you're a coke addict AND a heavy drinker? Someone recommend this man a rehab clinic.

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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.06.04 (14:21)

I have a medium McDonalds coke with lunch. The fact that the lot of you have fuckin' eight cans in forty five minutes means that you're either showing off or retarded. It's unhealthy and it doesn't frankly do much to quench your thirst. If you are that thirsty over a lunch time, then you aren't properly hydrated in the first place, and you really need to consider drinking something else, preferably water. If you enjoy the taste of coke so much as to want to drink eight of them, then it sounds like you have an addiction that needs to be councelled.

Errr. I mean.


fuck yeah i drink 2 2L simultanos and its so kick@$$$$$$$$$
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Postby remm » 2009.06.06 (05:16)

I haven't drank coke in like a few months or something. so I probably wouldn't have more than a glass of it. EDIT: and plus, they don't sell 2 litre bottles of coke in New Zealand. the choice is either 1.5L or 2.25L

I tend to drink healthier now that I know how bad carbs and sugar are for you. I only ever have fizzy drinks with dinner, the exception being the odd energy drink if I feel like it (red bull)
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Postby T3chno » 2009.06.07 (21:07)

I thought this thread would be about cocaine. :/
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Postby Rhekatou » 2009.06.08 (00:58)

Drathmoore wrote:2L of Coke? Not enough.

Trust me, a 2L bottle will not last me more than about half an hour. Possibly 45 minutes if I'm engrossed in a game.
Haha. Would last me a few hours.
If I tried hard to dring it slowly.
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Postby Cerberus » 2009.06.08 (13:23)

I'd probably only drink about two cups.

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Postby KlanKaos » 2009.06.10 (04:54)

Drathmoore wrote:2L of Coke? Not enough.

Trust me, a 2L bottle will not last me more than about half an hour. Possibly 45 minutes if I'm engrossed in a game.
This.

And if I'm recording music, and have been for a while, a 2L goes by in about fifteen minutes. I just drink it like water.
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Postby EdoI » 2009.06.10 (20:11)

Drathmoore wrote:2L of Coke? Not enough.

Trust me, a 2L bottle will not last me more than about half an hour. Possibly 45 minutes if I'm engrossed in a game.
So, what you're saying is that if you had an infinite amount of coke, you'd drink 32 liters of coke in 16 hours (an average time people spend awake) with that tempo?

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Postby squibbles » 2009.06.10 (22:49)

Obviously his stomach wouldn't hold that much. :/
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Postby Rose » 2009.06.10 (23:23)

I never drink more than a can's worth at a time, but by the end of the day I've usually had about 4 or 5 ._.
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Postby Xev » 2009.06.12 (22:24)

I drink water all the time but when it's readily available and there's a few different types of soda such as root beer and Dr. Pepper I drink nothing but that.
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Postby DW40 » 2009.06.14 (21:49)

If it's there I'll drink all of it. Probably within 3 or 4 hours.

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Postby Chase » 2009.06.15 (19:32)

Wow I thought I was bad.

Maybe 3/4 cans a day.
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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2009.06.15 (23:47)

scythe33 wrote:
Tsukatu wrote:I drink soda very rarely, so it's highly unlikely that I'll ever actually have a bottle of Coke near my desk, but in the circumstances you mentioned, I would drain the entire thing under an hour.
When I'm bullshitting around on my computer, everything potentially edible or potable around me is fair game. I think I have some pretty healthy eating habits otherwise, but if you put three days worth of snacks near me when I'm gaming, they'll all be gone in a few hours.
You do this too?

I feel relieved now.
same here. I usually drink a soda a month.

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Postby Donfuy » 2009.06.17 (11:17)

Tsukatu wrote:I drink soda very rarely, so it's highly unlikely that I'll ever actually have a bottle of Coke near my desk, but in the circumstances you mentioned, I would drain the entire thing under an hour.
When I'm bullshitting around on my computer, everything potentially edible or potable around me is fair game. I think I have some pretty healthy eating habits otherwise, but if you put three days worth of snacks near me when I'm gaming, they'll all be gone in a few hours.

Yeah, it's almost the same for me, except for excessively buttered cookies that sometimes I buy. I can't manage to eat more than half the package.
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Postby Aphex » 2009.06.19 (22:12)

I just polished off a can o' coke then :P
But usually i don't drink it much, although it is very nice with ice and a slice of lemon.
Tsukatu wrote:if you put three days worth of snacks near me when I'm gaming, they'll all be gone in a few hours.
i remember reading somewhere the best snack for gaming is roasted unsalted cashew nuts, something to do with the amount of carbohydrates i think...
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