Maybe I should make a poll: "Did you lie about either option in the 2 inches thread?"hairscapades wrote:This thread makes me imagine the forums as a collection of giants.
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I am insecure about the size of my penis. But I will just say height because it makes me seem as if my penis is obscenely large and manly.
Height.
Height.

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I'm 5'11", and don't really have any hang-ups about my height, and with a penis length right on top of the bell curve, I should be enough for any woman. Besides, penis length is such a juvenile thing to be worried about, it's not like it's really that big of a deal anyway.
But yeah I would totally add two inches to my dick. (I've been plowing through the first few seasons of How I Met Your Mother, so it might make more sense to read the previous statements as either Marshall Eriksen or Ted Mosby)
But yeah I would totally add two inches to my dick. (I've been plowing through the first few seasons of How I Met Your Mother, so it might make more sense to read the previous statements as either Marshall Eriksen or Ted Mosby)

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I read them as Robin. Shit got weird.capt_weasle wrote:(I've been plowing through the first few seasons of How I Met Your Mother, so it might make more sense to read the previous statements as either Marshall Eriksen or Ted Mosby)
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orly nowcapt_weasle wrote: not like it's really that big of a deal anyway.

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Something about the difference between good sex and ramming a large thing into someone. The good sex can happen regardless of whether you've got a 9" wang, and the ramming shindig is uncomfortable from most reports, bar those from size queens.ℛeginald ℙoon wrote:orly now
blahblah you were trolling anyway I suppose.
Height <_< 178cm means I'm smaller than 80% of my male friends and it's a little frustrating looking upwards all the time.

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Yeah. From the numerous (re: 1 or 2) girls I've actually talked about this with, it's not really how big your junk is, so much as what you do with it. Which is good to know. I guess.Geti wrote:Something about the difference between good sex and ramming a large thing into someone. The good sex can happen regardless of whether you've got a 9" wang, and the ramming shindig is uncomfortable from most reports, bar those from size queens.ℛeginald ℙoon wrote:orly now
blahblah you were trolling anyway I suppose.
Height <_< 178cm means I'm smaller than 80% of my male friends and it's a little frustrating looking upwards all the time.
Unless they were lying to me, which I don't find at all surprising. >_>

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Yeah, it sounds like they're sabotaging you. It's all about dick size.ℛeginald ℙoon wrote:Yeah. From the numerous (re: 1 or 2) girls I've actually talked about this with, it's not really how big your junk is, so much as what you do with it. Which is good to know. I guess.
Unless they were lying to me, which I don't find at all surprising. >_>
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If I'm going to be pelted with male enhancement spam anyway... I mine as well take the road less traveled. Plus we could all form a basketball team. You know you want to.

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Definitely height. Adding two inches of penis length is completely silly. Most girls don't want a huge penis bearing down on them anyway, an average penis is more than enough for most. Two extra inches of height would be nice, get me to 6 ft tall.
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Hmm... I have female friends who are taller than me, but I've always wanted to be able to cockslap someone from the other side of the room...
Decisions, decisions.
Decisions, decisions.



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