Stalking 101: How to not talk to girls

[otters]

Your generation is full of retards, and will never find true love.

God, I hope that's true.

Why?

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Your generation is full of retards, and will never find true love.

God, I hope that's true.

Why?

I don't want you fuckers reproducing, spreading the same social values that made new-age religion and rap music seem like good ideas to your descendants.
Besides, the world is overpopulated as it is.

[unoriginal name]

Why?

I don't want you fuckers reproducing, spreading the same social values that made new-age religion and rap music seem like good ideas to your descendants.
Besides, the world is overpopulated as it is.

Hate to point it out to you, but true love is not necessary for reproduction.

[Vyacheslav]

I've said it before and I'll say it again - most of the girls around these parts are in sigs.

[Radium]

I've had a girlfriend for four months and 10 days. Yippee kai yay motherfuckers

[Tunco]

I don't want you fuckers reproducing, spreading the same social values that made new-age religion and rap music seem like good ideas to your descendants.
Besides, the world is overpopulated as it is.

Hah, we need another Führer!

[squibbles]

I don't want you fuckers reproducing, spreading the same social values that made new-age religion and rap music seem like good ideas to your descendants.
Besides, the world is overpopulated as it is.

Hah, we need another Führer!

While Suki is absolutely right, I'm pretty sure that racial genocide is never the answer, Tunco.




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[Tunco]

I don't want you fuckers reproducing, spreading the same social values that made new-age religion and rap music seem like good ideas to your descendants.
Besides, the world is overpopulated as it is.

Hah, we need another Führer!

While Suki is absolutely right, I'm pretty sure that racial genocide is never the answer, Tunco.

You don't get the joke, bro. <_< Also, what do we do, forbidden unprotected sex and kill the newborn babies? (it's a joke, bro)

There should be a more mature and less racist way to stop world population increasing. One should die so that other one can live. That's the way we like it, aha aha.

[Universezero]

There should be a more mature and less racist way to stop world population increasing.

I guess just make it so that everyone can only have one child. Oh wait, they've already done that and it doesn't seem to be working. Where are all these kids coming from anyway?

EDIT: 1000th post! Yay!

[otters]

There should be a more mature and less racist way to stop world population increasing.

I guess just make it so that everyone can only have one child. Oh wait, they've already done that and it doesn't seem to be working.

Except in the 195 countries that don't have birth limits for families.

[smartalco]

I guess just make it so that everyone can only have one child. Oh wait, they've already done that and it doesn't seem to be working. Where are all these kids coming from anyway?!

Ideally it would be 2 kids (the two parents spawn two kids, population becomes stable). It isn't working because there are too many countries and cultures that still support having more than 2 kids.

[Destiny]

Shouldn't this stuff be in a different thread?

[Donfuy]

Umm... I might sound repetitive but goddamn, I feel like I have no future!

Again and again aginaing aigna again agian again I'm nervous and anxious.
Tiiiireeed.

[otters~1]

Umm... I might sound repetitive but goddamn, I feel like I have no future!

Again and again aginaing aigna again agian again I'm nervous and anxious.
Tiiiireeed.

I love you, Donfuy. And if you ever get really depressed, remember that I /am/ coming to Europe someday. Someday.

[Destiny]

Umm... I might sound repetitive but goddamn, I feel like I have no future!

Again and again aginaing aigna again agian again I'm nervous and anxious.
Tiiiireeed.

I love you, Donfuy. And if you ever get really depressed, remember that I /am/ coming to Europe someday. Someday.

I'm coming to portugal in ONE WEEK.

And I'm not sure how much longer I can keep hating you, but i'll try to get over what you said to me before I hunt you down for it.

[origami_alligator]

Yeah, that's the thing though, I was acting myself, basically. I was doing what I always do, except without all the innuendos, badly thought through insults and consecutive cheap shots to the testicles of those around me.

Step 1: Stop physically assaulting people. Even if they assault you.
Step 2: Stop and think before you speak. If the conversation has moved on before you have something to say that is actually important then move on.
Step 3: Be a part of the group instead of "hovering" around a person or two.
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These are all things everyone should learn and I feel like you will benefit from it.

EDIT:
flag, while you bring up locking this thread based on those two points you brought up, remember the majority of people who have posted in here have not even made it to Junior year (Year/Grade 11) yet.
Mid-pubescent teenagers are some of the most sexually frustrated people on the planet.

Once I blacked out when I went to go ask a friend of mine out. I was still conscious but I could not see anything for about 30 seconds. It can't get much worse than actually fainting, I imagine. Rejection sucks but it happens to everyone and depending on the kind of person you are either shrug it off or dwell upon it. I read this thread from time to time and notice that a lot of you give advice that you don't actually practice yourself. The only real problem this thread has seen so far is Riobe's parents and for him I am truly sorry.

[Donfuy]

Umm... I might sound repetitive but goddamn, I feel like I have no future!

Again and again aginaing aigna again agian again I'm nervous and anxious.
Tiiiireeed.

I love you, Donfuy. And if you ever get really depressed, remember that I /am/ coming to Europe someday. Someday.

I'm coming to portugal in ONE WEEK.

And I'm not sure how much longer I can keep hating you, but i'll try to get over what you said to me before I hunt you down for it.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ALGARVE OR LISBON BUT INSTEAD YOU PREFER THE /NORTHERN/ PORTUGAL

LIKE THE AWESOMEST CITY THERE IS IN PORTUGAL IS... PORTO!

[Vyacheslav]

I think shaking it off is always a great way to deal with rejection. As cliche as it sounds, there's plenty more people out there.

[Donfuy]

I read this thread from time to time and notice that a lot of you give advice that you don't actually practice yourself. The only real problem this thread has seen so far is Riobe's parents and for him I am truly sorry.

hey, most of the others are still problems, or else they/we wouldn't come and post here.

[otters~1]

I read this thread from time to time and notice that a lot of you give advice that you don't actually practice yourself. The only real problem this thread has seen so far is Riobe's parents and for him I am truly sorry.

hey, most of the others are still problems, or else they/we wouldn't come and post here.

Ehhhh. This thread is 98% pathetic teenage love problems and 2% real stuff, and the real stuff unfortunately gets washed out in the wave of other crap.

[Rose]

I read this thread from time to time and notice that a lot of you give advice that you don't actually practice yourself. The only real problem this thread has seen so far is Riobe's parents and for him I am truly sorry.

hey, most of the others are still problems, or else they/we wouldn't come and post here.

Ehhhh. This thread is 98% pathetic teenage love problems and 2% real stuff, and the real stuff unfortunately gets washed out in the wave of other crap.

Regardless of how major the issue is, I think it's great to have a thread where people can talk about their problems. And as for most of it being teenage love problems, what's the average age here? 15? 16? Makes sense to me.

[Donfuy]

Well, they're still teenage love problems. And guess what they're real.


Would it make a difference if I was 20 (therefore no longer a teen) with love problems?

[Pheidippides]

I read this thread from time to time and notice that a lot of you give advice that you don't actually practice yourself.

I don't know about the rest of them, but I practice what I preach. Unfortunately, it hasn't worked very well for me so far, so maybe I should stop preaching.

Edit: Well, if you wanna talk about personal growth and all that, my advice /did/ help me there. Slowly, and slightly, I guess. Part of it might just be that I'm gradually getting more mature simply as a result of getting older. My point earlier, though, was that I'm still oh-for-a-steadily-increasing-number, so maybe you shouldn't listen to me if you're seeking a, uh, more temporary sort of personal growth.

The only real problem this thread has seen so far is Riobe's parents and for him I am truly sorry.

Yes, Riobe's issue makes all the other problems here look trivial at best, but you shouldn't withhold advice just because someone is fortunate enough not to have a major crisis on their hands, should you?

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Would it make a difference if I was 20 (therefore no longer a teen) with love problems?

The point is that you wouldn't be having these kinds of problems if you were 20. ;)

[smartalco]

The point is that you wouldn't be having these kinds of problems if you were 20. ;)

*Ahem*