Stalking 101: How to not talk to girls

[Destiny]

I couldn't wait for this summer. School was getting overly stressful as I saw my final exam grades dropping my final grades form As to Bs. No matter how hard or how long I studied, I still didn't get the results I wanted outta my final exam grades. Then finally- summer. I thought for the first week all I was going to do was relax and releive some stress. Then my parents came up with a whole list of things I need to do before the end of this summer. I figured that with vacation time, I will barely have enough time to finish these things such as over-the-summer projects, a. Eagle scout project and ect. All I want is some free time. I need time to have an hour or so to sit down and do whatever I want. To have fun. It's litterally driving me insane. I wake up every morning knowing how much work I need to do, and the stress is taking it's toll. On top of that the girl ive liked suddenly started ignoring me. I don't even know why. Things are just too confusing right now, I didn't want to let it ALL out on this thread, but I hope this helps.


Thanks.

Fuck the work, throw it in their faces. Some stuff just doesn't need to be done when you look at the wider context. Try and figure out what these things are and cut the cord. Be blunt and open to those who ask you about it - tell them you're stressed - don't be guilted into doing it again either, I know how easily that can happen

[Kablizzy]

I couldn't wait for this summer. School was getting overly stressful as I saw my final exam grades dropping my final grades form As to Bs. No matter how hard or how long I studied, I still didn't get the results I wanted outta my final exam grades. Then finally- summer. I thought for the first week all I was going to do was relax and releive some stress. Then my parents came up with a whole list of things I need to do before the end of this summer. I figured that with vacation time, I will barely have enough time to finish these things such as over-the-summer projects, a. Eagle scout project and ect. All I want is some free time. I need time to have an hour or so to sit down and do whatever I want. To have fun. It's litterally driving me insane. I wake up every morning knowing how much work I need to do, and the stress is taking it's toll. On top of that the girl ive liked suddenly started ignoring me. I don't even know why. Things are just too confusing right now, I didn't want to let it ALL out on this thread, but I hope this helps. Thanks.

Edit:finish, not Finnish, stupid spell correcter

At least you have a book of the Bible named after you.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

At least you have a book of the Bible named after you.

You have inspired me to name my son "Revelations".

[Kablizzy]

At least you have a book of the Bible named after you.

You have inspired me to name my son "Revelations".

Goin' with Deuteronomy Psalms, myself.

[SlappyMcGee]

At least you have a book of the Bible named after you.

You have inspired me to name my son "Revelations".

Goin' with Deuteronomy Psalms, myself.

I'm going with "Sex on the Xerox: The Complete First Season!".

[aids]

I'm going with "Sex on the Xerox: The Complete First Season!".

I thought Dave didn't finish SOTX...

[Tanner]

I'm going with "Sex on the Xerox: The Complete First Season!".

I thought Dave didn't finish SOTX...

He finished the first season. If SotX #48 is S2E09, that would mean that #39 Econocunt is the first season's finale.

[Ignate]

Just finished reading through the whole thread, so, hi guys. 'sup Donfuy, both of our situations are... eerily similar at points. High five.

Alright, to start, I had a heavy, heavy crush on this girl (8th grade), you might have seen pictures of her in my sigs for a good while. So anyway, after unintentionally playing the "nice guy" vibe (which I regret and am thankful to be enlightened and am avoiding it) for a few months, I moved houses and schools. It wasn't until January of this year until I sloppily confessed to her. Stuff got weird, she said she was seeing someone (read: someone with probably more initiative than me), but it thinned out (for me) and now all is well. In fact I think now that there's no more pressure I find myself talking to her slightly better (on the rare ocassions that we do, mostly texting).

But boy, it's such a pity. She is just SO awesome, I'm not even kidding. We had so many similarities (which is probably the only reason we got along so well, since I'm generally a wreck with girls), and despite my sloppy confession, she took it very maturely, a lot better than I expected (she said recently she hates drama, which is surprising since you know, we're both in freaking high school). And she has a rare if not sometimes unfunny yet endearing sense of humour and she calls herself an awkward intovert and she's so pretty and looks so AWESOME with those AWESOME glasses and GAH I CAN'T BELIEVE I BLEW IT.

On a more serious note, I found this thread at such great timing, seeing recent events with my family. You see, my father got caught up in a nasty fall and was hospitalised. After he was checked out, he moved back into our house, where my mother and me stay (before the accident, he was very rarely home since we moved here).

Soon, discovered secrets started spilling out about what my father's been doing without us knowing. I'm pretty sure you can figure out what it is but I'd rather not talk about it right now. My mother says she's tired of him lying to defend himself, that he should just admit and leave us (my mother and me) alone.

Pretty much all I've been doing is putting up some pathetic true neutral role and just sit there listening to them arguing, even when I'm in the car just a few feet away from them. I'm pretty much the only person my mother trusts enough to confide in. Watching your mother cry while you're just there helpless is not fun. At all. This isn't the first time they've argued either, one was a lot earlier, possibly even 8 years ago, where there was shouting and pushing over a freaking piano that was a gift from a relative he didn't like, all while I was a few feet away on the computer ignoring it like a ballsless pillock. So now my mother is just waiting for some sense of closure so that we can move out and stay somewhere else.

Right, let's turn the dial to something milder now. Like Donfuy said earlier (seriously high five), I'm seriously uninterested in my studies, homework is just too much and I've grown to find the educational system extremely flawed thanks to several anti-school sites. After the whole incident with Awesome Glasses-Girl, I currently have this weird longing to have a girlfriend. Call it a Freudian excuse or whatever, but I really want to like a girl like how I liked her, and have it reciprocated. Now I can't help looking at the girls in my school and class, noting how "endearing" some of their mannerisms are (I don't know why but I keep using that word, dang it).

I'm just sort of lacking motivation these days. I've made some semi-friends after a long while moving to this school. They're fun and all, but there isn't really anyone I can confide in (the only other person I trust enough is Glasses-Girl, so you can see how weird my situation is), and I've been quite frankly cemented in nearly everyone's minds as the quiet guy. As been said, I'm terrible with girls, and though one of my closer acquaintances has told me to enjoy being single and with yourself, I told him I was single and with myself for SIXTEEN YEARS, and I'm tired. I don't think he replied.

But seriously, Lachesis and Donfuy, I really didn't expect you guys to have such situations, the others too. And Donfuy, you're like, my bro now. Dude. I don't really know why I'm so fixed on finding a girlfriend either. Donfuy, you know you're my bro but PLEASE THAT SIG HURTS.

Sorry for the wall of text. I'm done for now.

[Kablizzy]

I'm done for now,

IT'S LIKE A BEESTING I WANNA SCRATCH IT

[otters~1]

Donfuy is like, everyone's bro. For real. Anyway, at least you talked to this chick; you've taken the first step -- it'll get easier and easier.

EDIT: GOD DAMN IT NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY WITH THIS NAME I JUST KNOW IT fuck maestro

[Tanner]

Donfuy is like, everyone's bro. For real. Anyway, at least you talked to this chick; you've taken the first step -- it'll get easier and easier.

I dunno. I have a baaaad feeling about this advice.

[Ignate]

Oh, and apparently now Glasses-Girl got a job as a keyboardist in a local starting-out indie band. SHITE I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM SUCH A BLOODY AAAARGH

[Kablizzy]

Donfuy is like, everyone's bro. For real. Anyway, at least you talked to this chick; you've taken the first step -- it'll get easier and easier.

EDIT: GOD DAMN IT NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY WITH THIS NAME I JUST KNOW IT fuck maestro

In all fairness, no one took you seriously before.

[otters]

Post: summation of relationship with person of opposite sex! Regret due to failure to take proper initiative; requests for advice over the internet. Vigorous self-loathing!

[乳头的早餐谷物]

Post: summation of relationship with person of opposite sex! Regret due to failure to take proper initiative; requests for advice over the internet. Vigorous self-loathing!

Regret, self-loathing, regret, self-loathing, regret, self-loathing, next level.

[otters~1]

Post: summation of relationship with person of opposite sex! Regret due to failure to take proper initiative; requests for advice over the internet. Vigorous self-loathing!

Irrelevant link.

EDIT: Screw all of you, especially (*sob*) Kablizzy.

[Kablizzy]

EDIT: Screw all of you, especially (*sob*) Kablizzy.

<3

[Tanner]

Post: summation of relationship with person of opposite sex! Regret due to failure to take proper initiative; requests for advice over the internet. Vigorous self-loathing!

Addendum mentioning external factors that would have made it impossible for the relationship to progress anyway (extreme long distance, secret lesbianism, etc.). Coming to terms with the situation. Request for porn actress recommendations.

[squibbles]

Post: summation of relationship with person of opposite sex! Regret due to failure to take proper initiative; requests for advice over the internet. Vigorous self-loathing!

Addendum mentioning external factors that would have made it impossible for the relationship to progress anyway (extreme long distance, secret lesbianism, etc.). Coming to terms with the situation. Request for porn actress recommendations.

Vicarious Q.Qing, excessive sympathy, gratuitous amounts of porn.

[SlappyMcGee]

Post: summation of relationship with person of opposite sex! Regret due to failure to take proper initiative; requests for advice over the internet. Vigorous self-loathing!

Addendum mentioning external factors that would have made it impossible for the relationship to progress anyway (extreme long distance, secret lesbianism, etc.). Coming to terms with the situation. Request for porn actress recommendations.

Bobbi Starr.

[scythe]

Post: summation of relationship with person of opposite sex! Regret due to failure to take proper initiative; requests for advice over the internet. Vigorous self-loathing!

Addendum mentioning external factors that would have made it impossible for the relationship to progress anyway (extreme long distance, secret lesbianism, etc.). Coming to terms with the situation. Request for porn actress recommendations.

Something something sour grapes.

[Luminaflare]

In all seriousness, about half of the problems in this thread could be solved by spending less time on the internet asking people for advice and more time in the real world developing social skills.

Ever wonder why the thread title got changed?

[origami_alligator]

@everyone responding to my post on the last page:

Yes, 20 separate calls over the course of a few days with only about 4 messages left on her voicemail. I'm not extremely insane. After trying to call her I figured she got my messages and was notified of my missed calls and that she would respond eventually.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Back to the original topic, what are your favorite stalking techniques?

I prefer the reverse-stalking technique, wherein I'm the one being stalked because I'm not a fucking loser like all of you people. It's like one long, creepy game of hide-and-seek.

[chocollama]

In the end the game usually sucks because you end up getting raped. And (usually) in this case when you get raped, it is bad. Hide-and-seek has got nothing on this shit.