Urinating in the shower

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Do you pee in the shower?

Yes
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71%
No
22
29%
 
Total votes: 77

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Postby Rikaninja » 2009.03.14 (03:52)

maxson924 wrote:I haven't done that since I was 8.
Seconded.

EDIT: 39 peeps have voted yes o_O!
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Postby tomthebomb » 2009.03.15 (03:05)

lol
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Postby lil'n » 2009.03.15 (16:00)

Wow, this entire forum is disgusting.

Like what George said, pee before you get in the shower.
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Postby //Zander » 2009.03.16 (11:10)

it's all going the same place. I do.
actually at the time of morning that I shower I am so out of it i forget to hang a piss before i get in the shower, so i just hang a piss in the shower.
and when I stick my hand in warm water with a full bladder I need to pee...
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Postby Chase » 2009.03.16 (11:37)

Gross, the shower would stink of piss then.
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Postby Twistkill » 2009.03.16 (19:53)

Yeah, I always tinkle before I jump into the shower.
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Postby //Zander » 2009.03.16 (20:43)

I actually aim down the hole... my shower is actually really clean and doesn't stink of piss
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Postby wedgie » 2009.03.17 (00:24)

Chase wrote:Gross, the shower would stink of piss then.
It's literally only for about 5-10 seconds, and that's only if your piss is dehydrated and smelly. If your well hydrated then it's not going to smell at all. :/

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Postby otters » 2009.09.19 (03:35)

Atilla wrote:Ewww. That's like washing your hair by sticking your head in the toilet bowl. The shower is supposed to be pristine and unsullied so you can emerge from it with perfect cleanliness.
I know, I feel absolutely horrid and soiled after dirtying a few square inches of shower drain which are then immediately and thoroughly rinsed...uhh, you don't stick your head on the drain to get all the shower water, do you?
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Postby Torex » 2009.09.19 (03:35)

God, I fap in the shower. I sure as hell won't hold it in when the shower head is taking a piss on me.
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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2009.09.19 (04:18)

not often, but it's really not as bad as Atilla claims it to be when you really think about it.

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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.09.20 (02:38)

It's a shower, it's not a church picnic.
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Postby Skyling » 2009.09.20 (03:18)

blue_tetris wrote:It's a shower, it's not a church picnic.
Are you implying that you don't urinate on church picnics? I don't know how you call yourself an atheist.
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Postby jinxed_07 » 2009.09.20 (05:28)

wedgie wrote:The drain is like right there, and I'm not getting out of the shower and drying myself just to take a 10-second piss.
Same, and though I rarely do it,I only do it when necessary, and the drain IS right there so it doesn't touch your feet
And as far as 'holding' it goes,imagine: Your being pelted by water,warmmmmmmmmm water, and then you have to lather that shampoo then let it rinse and.....
Why even resist?
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I have even peed in the shower when I've not actually been taking a shower at the time. :/
Too far.
Agreed.

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Postby Ampersand » 2009.09.20 (06:42)

wedgie wrote:Well it sounds bad out of context, but there was someone next to me pissing in the shower at the same time, and this was because someone was using the toilet at the time. And we were all quite drunk. -_-
I didn't just decide to pee in the shower one day for a change of scenery.
THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETER. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUAKAAACK.
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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.09.20 (22:26)

Ever have a piss party? Five dudes, one pisser? Saves a lot of time and wastewater.
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Postby wedgie » 2009.09.20 (23:27)

Ampersand wrote:
wedgie wrote:Well it sounds bad out of context, but there was someone next to me pissing in the shower at the same time, and this was because someone was using the toilet at the time. And we were all quite drunk. -_-
I didn't just decide to pee in the shower one day for a change of scenery.
THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETER. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUAKAAACK.
Picture the scene, you and a load of mates have all been drinking for a good 4-5 hours already, then the taxi arrives to take us all into town and everyone decides that they need to piss. We only have one toilet dammit.

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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.20 (23:42)

blue_tetris wrote:Ever have a piss party? Five dudes, one pisser? Saves a lot of time and wastewater.
Don't cross the streams!!
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.09.20 (23:46)

Tsukatu wrote:
blue_tetris wrote:Ever have a piss party? Five dudes, one pisser? Saves a lot of time and wastewater.
Don't cross the streams!!
Gahahahahahaha, that would be the fun of the piss party!

Everyone drunk and all go to the pisser and:
"FSSSSSS-AHH-FSSST-FST-FSSSSS-FSTFSTFST-FSTFSSSSSSSSSS-HAHAHAHAHSOFUN-FSSSFSSSFSSS-NOW TO YOUR FA..."
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Postby jinxed_07 » 2009.09.21 (20:43)

No,just no.
Five dudes, pants half-way down, there is no excuse good enough..
*edit* I mean if one was in the shower with the curtains drawn then yah but NO OTHER WAY
P.s. this should be put in debate

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Postby Tunco » 2009.09.21 (20:57)

Donfuy wrote:
Tsukatu wrote:
blue_tetris wrote:Ever have a piss party? Five dudes, one pisser? Saves a lot of time and wastewater.
Don't cross the streams!!
Gahahahahahaha, that would be the fun of the piss party!

Everyone drunk and all go to the pisser and:
"FSSSSSS-AHH-FSSST-FST-FSSSSS-FSTFSTFST-FSTFSSSSSSSSSS-HAHAHAHAHSOFUN-FSSSFSSSFSSS-NOW TO YOUR FA..."
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Postby beethoveN » 2009.09.22 (17:30)

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Postby Topo » 2009.09.22 (17:42)

judging by this poll most of the people i share my shower with piss in it...thank god for sandals.
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Postby jinxed_07 » 2009.09.22 (17:57)

Do you stand right UNDER the shower-head, where the drain would usually be? From what I've heard, most people pee in that direction, and so it should never even touch the bottom enough for it to be a problem, even for a clean-freak. And even if 'it' did 'touch' the bottom, it would of gone away after the shower was done, seesh.

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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2009.09.27 (05:53)

Donfuy wrote:Yes.

Let the water flow.
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