Strangest place you've ever spent the night.

[Universezero]

With another guy.

[chocollama]

My bathroom. Just so if I needed to throw up from seeing that picture.


Bastard.

[乳头的早餐谷物]

On top of remm.

[Vyacheslav]

Bunkbed?

[otters~1]

On top of remm.

Oh god, no ... even worse is you probably did it on purpose just to post in this thread.

[aids]

On top of remm.

Oh god, no ... even worse is you probably did it on purpose just to post in this thread.

remm probably wasn't conscious either.

[Yoshimo]

spuun, shut your face. Culverts are amazing. The one I slept in Had some plywood boards in it, so you weren't actually on the water, and I had a sleeping bag. Well, it was actually just some tent canvas, but still.
Also, I passed out once while in the street, and my asshole friends put me in the culvert. Woke up with a damn wolf spider getting touchy feely with my leg.

[chocollama]

fuck dude, you're just lucky it wasn't a hobo or one of them sewer people. i hear they'll fucking swallow your dick (and not in the good way)

[Yoshimo]

Meh, we live in an upper-middle-class kinda neighborhood, so there aren't really many hoboes or sewer dwellers. But there is no circumstance under which someone swallowing your dick can be bad. It's just not possible.
Speaking of genital mutilation, is it legal to threaten circumcision as a punishment for a rowdy child? If so, I'm totally leaving my kid uncircumcised.

[chocollama]

there is no circumstance under which someone swallowing your dick can be bad.

when they bite it off is kinda bad, but that's just my opinion..... also, do not ever circumsize your child. they wouldn't make it through a year of boys' P.E.

[Universezero]

there is no circumstance under which someone swallowing your dick can be bad.

when they bite it off is kinda bad, but that's just my opinion..... also, do not ever circumsize your child. they wouldn't make it through a year of boys' P.E.

...I don't recall a single moment of my school life where I've had my underpants off.

[Tanner]

there is no circumstance under which someone swallowing your dick can be bad.

when they bite it off is kinda bad, but that's just my opinion..... also, do not ever circumsize your child. they wouldn't make it through a year of boys' P.E.

...I don't recall a single moment of my school life where I've had my underpants off.

You're supposed to shower after gym, dude.

[otters~1]

...I don't recall a single moment of my school life where I've had my underpants off.

You're supposed to shower after gym, dude.

Although that doesn't change the fact that, after several years of gloriously circumcised PE/baseball/football, I don't know what the fuck chocollama is talking about.

...if anything, it's the kid who gets pubic hair way before anyone else. Except he's usually a good bit taller as well. BUT HE SHOWERS ALONE

[Universezero]

Maybe it's a cultural thing, but we just don't do that. Classes are 50 minutes each, and Gym is usually only 35-ish due to getting changed before and after. The only people actually sweating afterwards are the really obese ones. But anyway, we all just spray on some deodorant and we're good to go.

[chocollama]

NO, fuck you spray-on deoderant. So many people use that where I go to school, if you lit a match in the locker room we'd lose the whole fucking west wing of our school, and Axe doesn't even smell good....

[Rose]

I, fortunately, was never asked to shower in public, and even if I was I would have refused. It honestly surprises me that so many people seem to be fine with the whole public-showering-after-gym thing.

[Universezero]

I, fortunately, was never asked to shower in public, and even if I was I would have refused. It honestly surprises me that so many people seem to be fine with the whole public-showering-after-gym thing.

It'd be okay if everyone else did it.

Oh, I spent the night passed out on the floor a week or so ago. That's not out of the norm, though. At least for New Zealand... Yay binge drinking!

[Tanner]

I, fortunately, was never asked to shower in public, and even if I was I would have refused. It honestly surprises me that so many people seem to be fine with the whole public-showering-after-gym thing.

Because... other dudes will see your penis?

[Vyacheslav]

I, fortunately, was never asked to shower in public, and even if I was I would have refused. It honestly surprises me that so many people seem to be fine with the whole public-showering-after-gym thing.

Don't drop the soap.